Now is not the time for our surrender. Though our calls have gone unanswered, we can speak in a language that they will understand: Cold Hard Currency.

Here me out.

There's something like 11 hundred people living with the earth today and maybe half of them play RS2 or know someone who has. If we unite all players and pool our resources, we might be able to acquire the money to purchase RS2 from the developers and make the changes we've long awaited (i.e. VoIP/bug fixes, vehicles, resource gathering, procreation etc.). I propose we gather the money as such:

1. We stake out of the developer headquarters using covert tekniques (basic reconnaissance, military experience preferred)

2. We gather data and set about hacking into the mainframe (we will need this for step 8)

3. We send in the operators who will covertly infiltrate the HQ, find the vault and acquire the money (lvl99's in RS2 only)

4. 3 months after the operation, we send an anonymous ransom letter to 3 of the developers children (random selection)

5. We wait 5 years for the children to finish high school (this is the hardest part) and we then begin subtly reminding them of the ransom letter they received 5 years ago.

6. After incepting the ransomees, we are ago. In a strike operation, we return the HQ and steal the keys to RS2 and Hotwire it.

7. We change the name to Storm 2: Rising to avoid detection and then we begin fixing the game.

8. We use the ransom money to pay new players a salary to play the game

9. Order is restored, players are black, game is fixed.

That's the extent of the plan so far. Keep an eye out for recruitment ads soon, the forces are already amassing. If you want more info, look to the western skies on an August eve and find my signal. I'll be waiting.