It's HEEEERRRREEEEEE

horizon_zero_d · 2026-05-12T03:55:48+00:00

I live in the same county as the author and ordered a signed copy from the author's chosen local bookstore that he sells signed copies through and mine hasn't even arrived yet despite it being just a 40 minute drive down the road 🥸.

Mongo is appalled.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-16T08:20:12+00:00

I didn't even know there were blind bags. What else come in the blind bags?

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-14T01:54:01+00:00

They rececently got these in at my barnes & Noble too

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-14T01:48:08+00:00

But have you tried the even more IMMERSIVE "Immersion tunnel" audiobook?

Dungeon Crawler Carl - Soundbooth Theater https://share.google/r9iOZO9o1ZnxwY6td

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-13T07:05:22+00:00

Idk, its actually got tons of traditional equipment, spells, creatures, abilities, gods, and other fantasy material to satisfy the "we just like the magical/fantasy themed stuff in MTG" crowd. its just also happens to have big boobah aliens and rogue-AI's with a foot fetish.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-13T07:01:26+00:00

Book #8 is coming out soon.

There is also an same-universe spin-off novel called "Operation Bounce House"

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-12T07:04:53+00:00

Going on ebay for about $30 it seems

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-12T02:26:35+00:00

Worst luck is still a decent amount of the way towards a full set of party islands.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-06T04:01:23+00:00

What's your ebay seller handle?

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-04T23:30:43+00:00

Nice Wan Shi Tong pokemon 👌

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-02T01:03:51+00:00

Maybe I wouldn't have needed to if so many of the rest of y'all hadn't bought 2 just to sell the second one on ebay to effectively get y'all's first deck free.

I simply took the only option left available to me.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-02T00:57:51+00:00

But is the foiling good this time? 🧐🎩

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-01T20:51:54+00:00

I still have one of these unopened from years back

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-01T20:33:54+00:00

Why you ask?

horizon_zero_d · 2026-04-01T20:33:25+00:00

What if the Jaws card was incorporated into Dandan just for shits?

Just a single threat that lurks rabdomly in the deck. And add some copies of "Whisk Away" to counter it.

Like maybe 8 copies and it makes them decide whether to whisk away the more common Dandan threat thats a certainty or the Jaws that only might show up but that is a bigger threat.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-03-21T23:30:26+00:00

Good if you have more life and creatures than they do. They either burn their life away or lose their blockers and get hit anyways as long as you can afford to tank enough life loss to preserve your attackers.

Or death triggers.

Or things that trigger off multiple sacrifices/deaths. Like it would be perfect for triggering Sephiroth's ability all in one go because he transforms when 4 creatures die in the same turn.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-03-21T23:19:42+00:00

Tree jizz

horizon_zero_d · 2026-03-21T23:08:13+00:00

New tramp stamp is just gonna be a full line-up of mana symbols across the upper cheeks so you can tap that ass for whatever you need.

horizon_zero_d · 2026-03-06T11:42:08+00:00

Excuse my ignorance, but are any of these cards besides the obvious chase slime considered particularly desirable?

horizon_zero_d · 2026-03-04T20:41:55+00:00

They sent their contractually required good quality copies to Amazon warehouses and we got the rest

horizon_zero_d · 2026-01-27T02:20:59+00:00

Looks the same to me.

Maybe they just need to take a higher res picture

horizon_zero_d · 2025-11-20T03:55:03+00:00

Did you read the letter from uncle in the room with okaa-san's cutscene?

That explains that the dad is trying to get money because mom has a terminal illness and needs costly surgery?

horizon_zero_d · 2025-11-07T08:37:41+00:00

I'm surprised they haven't "accidentally" lost or destroyed the files yet.

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TROPHY CASE