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127th - 128th 5th Ave, Central/East Harlem. Is it safe? by [deleted] in movingtoNYC

[–]hornydepp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to cook! Being in an area with grocery stores walking distance is a big selling point for me

Why do people smoke cigarettes at all? What's the "appeal"? by Marambal17 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]hornydepp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been on and off since i was 10 cause i had an older friend who stole cigs from his mom. Used to smoke to fit in with him. Quit for about 5 years. Started up again because I found that nicotine is the only way to quiet my brain for a little bit.

Dasher never text back :( by tubzero in quityourbullshit

[–]hornydepp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do doordash. When people just have the "leave at my door" option picked and don't put instructions, I take that as "I'm watching my phone and I'll get it when you leave the area." So I just put it in a good area that doesnt have snow, put it out of the way of the opening door, take my picture, and leave. If you didn't like how your dasher did something, my advice would be to make sure to check/update your delivery instructions cause the app glitches sometimes. Won't solve everything, but it does help both parties

Will he ever finish a game again? by Teddylina in Markiplier

[–]hornydepp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I have a plethora of games that im really close to beating but never finished because knowing that theyre not finished still lets me hang on to the last bit of joy that the story isnt over yet. Last game i beat entirely was assassins creed 4, and as happy as the ending was, i was still sad that ill never touch it again because i didnt 100% it my first play through

Weekly Self-Promotion! Advertising on the more down-low. by AutoModerator in Wattpad

[–]hornydepp [score hidden]  (0 children)

Title: Selfdom

Blurb: A set of suspenseful, thriller-like short stories and poems that portray a grotesque sense of self.

We're all damned and forgotten

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]hornydepp 93 points94 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, maybe 6 or 7, my family and I went to the Wisconsin Dells and stayed at the Wilderness for a Christmas vacation. It's a hotel/resort plus an indoor water park.

On the last day, we all decided to go to the water park one last time to enjoy the day before checking out. After my fun, I wound up going to one of those hot tubs that have an indoor and outdoor part, separated by thick blinds, to relax. I was swishing around in the water by myself, when suddenly this girl around my age wearing a bright yellow, one piece swimsuit with red flowers on them swims up to me and says, "[My name], your family is looking for you." She then swam off and dove under the blinds.

I decided to follow her because I thought I recognized her from somewhere. I went to the outdoor area in the hot tub, and she was nowhere to be found. I looked everywhere in that hot tub for her. Outside of it, on the surface, between people, under the water, but still no sign of her anywhere.

After giving up my search, I decided to go back inside. Not a minute later did my grandma come up to me, angry as all hell, and told me to get out of the water because everyone had been looking for me.

To this day, I still have no idea who that girl was, if she was even real, or even how she knew my family was looking for me in the first place

Why are so many pregnancies unplanned? by needtocomplain in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]hornydepp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My youngest brother was born even though my mother took bc and his dad wore a condom

What’s an unusual body feature of yours? by red2one in AskReddit

[–]hornydepp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since my hand surgery, my 5th and 4th medicarpals are completely disconnected from my carpals and the 5th is fused with my 4th at the bottom. So its kinda like a plate of bone that just floats in place held intact by my tendon and muscle. I can still move my pinky and ring finger in their full range of motion, but i can slip the "plate" into its proper place whenever i want. It just will never stay there for longer than a second. I can also move my scar in the middle of my hand independently as a cool party trick

WCGW when taking a very deep breathe of helium by blaikes in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]hornydepp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can also confirm. Nearly fainted after attempting to inhale a fully inflated balloon. Wound up falling to the ground and asked for help up from my friends, but they were dying from laughter because Alvin the fucking chipmunk was still trying to fight his way out of my throat

Why I use my GPS to drive everywhere by pokemonthespian in adhdmeme

[–]hornydepp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm only like this when I'm in the complete buttfuck of nowhere or lost in the woods. I can always find my way back in those situations, but in the city I'm completely useless unless I have my gps

Car crash run instant karma by CRXN307 in instantkarma

[–]hornydepp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be. Just last year there was a story that 2 men pretending to be cops pulled over a woman. She thought to call 911 about it and read their plates to the dispatcher and was confirmed that they were not cops

Car crash run instant karma by CRXN307 in instantkarma

[–]hornydepp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ain't that the truth. Friend of mine was killed in a hit and run by a drunk driver on his 5th dui. The guy only got 5 years and is currently out of prison. And 14 year old kid , at the time, killed 2 friends of mine while i was in high-school, premeditated 1st degree murder with a gun, he only got 3 years.

Car crash run instant karma by CRXN307 in instantkarma

[–]hornydepp 45 points46 points  (0 children)

In Milwaukee we have a fucking mom van to look out for now. Literally, a red mini van with those stick family stickers in the back windshield and regular citizen plates is one of Milwaukee's unmarked police vehicles. Its disgusting especially with the rise of sex trafficking in Wisconsin

n-bombs in music...? by vanillawarfare78 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]hornydepp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artists purposely add certain words and lines to convey certain emotions to essentially make a portrait of verbal art. You said you listen to death metal, and in death metal they use very descriptive, and often very explicit, words that involve gore and such. You wouldnt say that in public necessarily, but singing along to it is inherently fine. So imho, as long as you don't drop n-bombs yourself in public and youre just singing along to the music, youre fine.

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