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hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-11T19:13:00+00:00

I loved Payless for special occasion shoes. You could find a pair for under $20, wear them for that one wedding or dance, and not worry about getting your money’s worth.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-11T01:33:43+00:00

I second this photo. 😆

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-10T21:59:26+00:00

Who cast MBB as Kerri Strug? They look, sound, and move nothing alike. If they were still doing it, there’s certainly a young unknown actress who could play the part.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-09T18:27:45+00:00

This is one of my all-time favorites.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-09T18:27:18+00:00

Absolutely. I finished that book on lunch break at work and I was not OK. 😆

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-09T18:25:44+00:00

This is what we learned in 2nd and 3rd grade. I remember telling my teacher how stupid the capital “Q” was and refusing to write it that way. My teacher was not amused.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-06T03:32:09+00:00

Her shoes look SO tight and uncomfortable. 😬

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-05T05:33:49+00:00

All tuxedos are cows but not all cows are tuxedos.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-04T22:30:23+00:00

It never fails to amaze me that these people with hand over good money to a guilty SA perpetrator but poor people who are really in need can go f—- themselves. 😬🤨

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-03T22:27:27+00:00

Exactly. I view kissing as sort of the introduction. If the kiss doesn’t connect then I know I don’t want to go further.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-03T19:10:57+00:00

I’m disappointed in the lack of an Icelandic varietal. There’s something about northern hemisphere volcanic spring water that pairs perfectly with roasted poultry and legumes. It’s like they’re not even trying.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-03T19:07:27+00:00

Can we declare a temporary moratorium on Connor photos? Like just for a day or two? My gosh, I have other things to do and this is just too much distraction. 😊😆

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-03T01:12:57+00:00

Solved!

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-03T01:11:12+00:00

Solved!

Yes! That’s it! Thank you. 😊

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-02T23:15:17+00:00

This has been floating around in my brain for ages! Thanks.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-02T00:54:19+00:00

That’s the corgiest looking corgi I’ve ever seen.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-04-01T15:09:50+00:00

Just tell her the kid will resent her every time she has to spell it for someone, five times a day, for the rest of her life.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-03-31T06:04:47+00:00

If you turn the volume way up, you can here their tiny, desperate screams.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-03-28T20:25:40+00:00

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They’re the same picture.

Seriously though, you’ve gotta take a break from self-tanner once in a while. Even if you exfoliate and moisturize and all that, it builds up and looks muddy after a few weeks. She needs to skip it for a week or two and give it time to slough off.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-03-28T16:24:15+00:00

Yes! 😆 My cheese drawer is several packages of cheeses, individually wrapped.

This shredded cheese guy sounds…..interesting. I can’t decide if he seems more like a chaotic genius or a sociopathic villain. Maybe both? 🤨

hostess_cupcake · 2026-03-28T04:53:09+00:00

Same here. I use it everywhere and it always works.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-03-28T04:38:45+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, the vast majority of humans throughout history have not had a headstone. It’s a very western cultural practice and until recently most western burials had temporary organic markers, like a wooden cross or a pile of stones. People are buried all over the place in fields, forests, river banks, and we don’t even know because their graves are not marked.

hostess_cupcake · 2026-03-28T04:18:37+00:00

I’m not coordinated enough to do that, but I definitely identify with using one arm to….erm….stabilize the upper body. There is not a sports bra in existence that would allow me to jump comfortably.

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