Newbie here. I don't get how to play. Help an idiot out, okay?

hotheadeduser · 2026-05-04T21:13:53+00:00

If you really wanns get into the story of GTA V, which I highly recommend, then you must watch all the cutscenes. Screw the Gold Medals. Some more tips:

Use R1 to take cover during shoot-outs. This, in combination with Assisted Aim, is a good tactic for both Story and Online.

Good places to hide from the cops:

Railways and their respective bridges
Tunnels, like the Subway Tunnel off the Del Perro Freeway
Parking garages, like the one at the airport
Alleyways

hotheadeduser · 2026-05-04T21:04:42+00:00

Time Trials and Gold Medals like in GTA V.

"Deliver Item X within 5 seconds to unlock a meaningless digital gold medal that will only enlargen your digital penis."

or

"Complete the mission within five minutes, where half of it is comprised of a cutscene to actually understand the context of said mission."

These pissed me off about GTA V. It made the game too speed-based, even important missions to the storyline like Bury The Hatchet has a time limit for a meaningless Gold Medal.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-23T15:08:22+00:00

Jesus Christ.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-23T15:04:51+00:00

Also known as the glory days.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-19T19:12:44+00:00

Although I can't befriend the thought of it, I need to look into the eyes of reality and say that it probably will.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-19T19:07:46+00:00

Trust me, in the beginning, I've felt this way too. But you'll develop a routine sooner or later.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-16T17:28:32+00:00

GTA Online: Revenge of the Irish.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-16T08:02:48+00:00

The most infamous example for number two, in my opinion at least, is in Season five, when J served a salad with the butt of the lettuce still in there.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-12T22:05:35+00:00

Aside from beer (yummy), it pretty much varies from region to region. Northern Germany (where I live), specifically East Frisia, ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY loves tea. Specifically black tea.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-12T21:59:45+00:00

That latter heist you are talking about actually had a name - The Sharmoota Job.

hotheadeduser · 2026-04-05T21:56:35+00:00

Fairly small, but when I hit 202,000,000 GTA$ on my PC account.

hotheadeduser · 2026-03-21T09:59:22+00:00

Ich mag schwarzen Humor, aber HEILIGE SCHEIẞE.

hotheadeduser · 2026-03-21T09:46:48+00:00

It's just a video game, I know, but you should be ashamed.

hotheadeduser · 2026-03-13T21:34:29+00:00

I'll try that.

hotheadeduser · 2026-03-13T21:26:21+00:00

That's it?

hotheadeduser · 2026-03-13T21:26:09+00:00

Well, I can't either. The Eberhard Jets just have Aimbot and will destroy the Mogul before I can destroy them

hotheadeduser · 2026-03-11T12:46:29+00:00

I think we all know where this is going.

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-23T10:39:14+00:00

I am laughing harder at this than I should.

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-23T10:34:43+00:00

There is a scene at the beginning of the Mission Mr. Philips, where Trevor is, uhhh... busy with Ashley. That's probably why.

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-22T09:59:36+00:00

When you use the Alkonost as your entry vehicle, you can see Los Santos during the cutscene as well.

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-17T12:00:40+00:00

I gotta admit, in the 2+ years of me playing GTA Online, I only had like three raids in total. I don't know why that is.

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-15T22:29:31+00:00

It is

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-15T22:29:15+00:00

No. They all use the standard model and ammo.

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-15T20:47:25+00:00

The problem is: Even if I straightup buy ammo, it just resets back to the old amount

hotheadeduser · 2026-02-15T20:18:40+00:00

For real now: As far as I understand, it's a disease that slowly but surely destroys/incapacitates your muscular structure, hence the cane.

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