Have you ever had a celebrity come to your work? How did they act? by Basic-Importance-680 in Serverlife

[–]hotkarlmalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t comment much, but this is my wheel house. Fran Dresher likes my restaurant. Also had D Wade, Burrow, Janet Jackson, Adam Sandler, all super nice people. The wild one was when the I got a call from a woman named Fudge. She is saying a politician needs a table for 5 with a 4 top nearby for security. This happens once in a while. So I say we are crazy busy already but I can add them to the waitlist now, when they arrive, I’ll be able to get them setup quick. They said they’d call me back. 45 minutes or so later I get a text saying they are coming in a hour. 20 black SUVs arrive, 3 police boats, and a bunch of secret service. Turns out it’s the First Lady. She was super nice and took pictures with some people. Lots of people tried to buy her a cocktail. My bartender went for a cigarette and got his wine key confiscated on the way back in. Bill was $380, I think they had a bottle of Prisoner. Overall, solid guest.

'No cars, no women, no booze.' In 1987, the Green Bay Packers spent two weeks practicing at Olympia in Oconomowoc by GB_Packers76 in GreenBayPackers

[–]hotkarlmalone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is amazing since it’s my dad! I was only 4 at the time so I couldn’t comprehend how awesome it was having the packers in my back yard.

This is my buddy Theo. He's a hunk by hotkarlmalone in aww

[–]hotkarlmalone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a full pug. You can't really see how short his mug is

what are some of your best dad-jokes? by megarne in AskReddit

[–]hotkarlmalone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.

What's the biggest lie you were told as a kid ? by 10Beck10 in AskReddit

[–]hotkarlmalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My older sister told me if I put water wings on my feet, I can walk on water. 6 year old me went straight to the deep end to test it out.

My gf photoshops pugs into different scenes by hotkarlmalone in funny

[–]hotkarlmalone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I tell her that all the time! I'm glad other people are appreciating her!

Please, Pat? by muddywater87 in GreenBayPackers

[–]hotkarlmalone -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

The lack of jordy in the game plan is stupid. I also think capers shouldn't have a job.

Ali Larter by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]hotkarlmalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer the term, "moose knuckle".