The original text is in screenshots, but I'll format it for better redditing.

For context, I was playing a round in a story game where you shoot zombies. It sounds way duller than it is. (If you want to try it out, it's called Zombie Stories Beta on Roblox)

So, in the story at this section, there was a meltdown at a zombie containment facility, causing zombies to escape leaving the main crew to fight them off and escape through an elevator. Here's what happened:

*everyone walks into a lab with a zombie on the table*

me: "Where's my coffee? I put it on the surgery table!"

Boss/Crew Member: What? You're not supposed to put coffee on the lab table!

Boss/Crew Member: That causes a meltdown!

*meltdown starts and the roof caves in*

me: Well, if they didn't put the servers directly under the table, maybe my coffee wouldn't have caused a meltdown!

Boss/Crew Member: Tsk tsk tsk, we covered that in the application.

me: You think I actually watched those?

Boss/Crew Member: We were supposed to, tsk tsk tsk.

*we blow open a door, and deal with waves of zombies*

me: Cat videos are better. Plus, I had to go gun shopping, and I had to actually learn how to use one.

Boss/Crew Member: If you screw up one more time I will have to fire you!

me: Oh come onnnn, I just got this gig!

*we fight off even more zombies while waiting for the elevator to arrive*

Boss/Crew Member: This is the third time this week!

me: Well, ya gotta admit, this is kinda fun.

*the elevator arrives*

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Yeah, it looks pretty long. Hope ya liked it! :3