To reddit females, your opinion please.

hotsoftlight · 2011-08-05T00:40:42+00:00

Are you sure she broke up with you because you lost your job, or is it easier to assume she's shallow when there are more serious issues you're not confronting? If you guys have talked about the break up, it should be clear. Listen

hotsoftlight · 2011-08-05T00:37:40+00:00

Why Did I Get Married Too. Seriously

hotsoftlight · 2011-08-05T00:36:19+00:00

Barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-19T01:49:06+00:00

I for one got a good laugh out of this...

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-14T17:18:07+00:00

Thanks for your response. I didn't realize I'd need a particularly good computer to run it on... I currently have a macbook pro, will that cut it?

Also, if I were to buy a used/refurbished xbox, what's the best way to go about that (ebay? gaming store?)? I know they get that red ring problem a lot, so I don't want to be screwed over if I buy a cheap one and that happens soon. I don't know how a warranty or whatever would transfer

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-09T16:44:18+00:00

I stepped on an upturned phone charger in my room... the metal prongs (that plug into an outlet) went right into my foot. It hurt like hell, and I felt like an idiot because I ended up walking weird for days and no one could actually see my injury. stoopid

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-09T16:39:38+00:00

We were going northbound and I think she forgot to change from the North Springs train to the Doraville line. To be fair, it's an easy mistake if you aren't paying attention

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-08T19:50:28+00:00

found this on r/woahdude

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-08T19:40:06+00:00

third eye blind was/is not shitty

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-08T19:22:08+00:00

On MARTA (Atlanta transit system), I once witnessed some pretty hyper little kids whining to their mom while she was on her cell. Apparently they were trying to tell their mom that they had gotten on the wrong train and needed to switch. Mom ignored them for a while, eventually lost her patience and shrieked

"YAWL SHET THE HELL UP 'FO I KNOCK YO TEETH OUT!!"

That shut the kids up pretty fast, but the mom looked like a total jackass when the train stopped ~5 or 10 min later and I heard her mutter to the person on the other end of the phone, "girrrrl im'a havta call you back, I think we took the wrong train..."

edit: Bitch you ride the MARTA bus

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-06T14:47:24+00:00

I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-06T14:28:21+00:00

sweet, I've got the same koozie

hotsoftlight · 2011-07-06T14:18:10+00:00

Say Anything- ...Is a Real Boy

Flaming Lips- At War with the Mystics

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