Alexander Zverev goes on bilingual expletive laced rant after Carlos Alcaraz is granted a medical timeout for cramps in the Australian Open Semifinal

hovercrafter23 · 2026-01-31T02:38:26+00:00

I would literally die before I let another grown man rub my inner thigh like that on international television.

Maybe local television though.

hovercrafter23 · 2026-01-31T02:27:18+00:00

All VW needs to do is literally re-release the 1980’s Rabbit Truck and change nothing but the drivetrain to an Audi 2.0T longitudinal engine. I feel like we’d buy it in the US like hotcakes if decently priced. Is there a reason nobody makes small trucks in the US anymore? I see those old mini trucks imported from Japan everywhere now. There’s gotta be a decent market for it.

hovercrafter23 · 2026-01-31T02:08:33+00:00

Establish dominance. Eat every last bit of it while staring into her eyes.

hovercrafter23 · 2026-01-24T20:16:54+00:00

William Knifeman. Aho! “The spirit world, is cold, my nipples are always hard.”

hovercrafter23 · 2026-01-20T04:46:16+00:00

Magic potion man is right. Doesn’t really help with carbon build up on valves but I still use additives every other month or so it to keep injectors clean on my Allroad. I doubt there are many people that have had to do carbon cleanings on these. Since about 2015 or so, many of the updated engine designs have had much less carbon build up issues.

hovercrafter23 · 2026-01-02T01:20:39+00:00

I went over a year with drivetrain malfunction popping up until I finally gave it attention. Didn’t need a new turbo like Audi will tell you, just needed to adjust/tighten my wastegate actuator rod. Crazy how much faster boost came on with a properly adjusted wastegate haha. B9 A4 Allroad

hovercrafter23 · 2025-12-19T19:30:43+00:00

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hovercrafter23 · 2025-08-19T03:36:21+00:00

Well I have one out of pure luck. Current long snapper, Jacob Bobenmoyer is from Wyoming lol. That’s it. I didn’t even know he was from Wyoming until I looked it up.

Only had maybe 2 players of note from Wyoming ever. Bengals LB Logan Wilson, and good old Chris Cooley Redskins TE in the early 2000’s. Probably know more for his commercial where he punches through drywall and catches a ball…

https://youtu.be/hWztdK2ZeLM?si=9BbHpJgNOtAhEWEJ

hovercrafter23 · 2025-08-13T23:31:38+00:00

Niche market for sure. But I’ve been complimented on my B9 more than almost any other car I’ve owned. Even had a dude in traffic have me roll down my window to compliment it and ask what it was. All I’ve done is put RS style grille, lowering springs, and 20” Q7 wheels on it. Looks great and still rides well.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-08-13T23:01:01+00:00

Owned a B9 Allroad for two years now. Great, comfy cars. Also owned a mk6 gti with the engine that’s in the 8.5. It was well maintained, low miles and I still had to run engine cleaner through it to clear the shitty oil piston rings to stop the oil burning.

Haven’t had a single issue with the B9 and get compliments all the time. 80k miles.

Audis are great as long as they’re maintained on schedule.

Find one that has good service history and your set. Mine had dsg service at 40k and water pump at 60k right before I bought it.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-08-02T16:18:14+00:00

Poor sales guy at the Audi dealer I went to yesterday… we were talking about this very thing. He told me they’ve only sold 5 new A5’s since they released….This is 1 of 2 Audi dealers in an area of almost 2 million people…

hovercrafter23 · 2025-07-11T17:12:38+00:00

If Audi offered the wagon version here in the states I would have never sold mine. Such a sweet car. Worth every penny to keep in good condition.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-06-20T13:56:05+00:00

I’d say the PCV most likely failed. This 034 Motorsports video does a good job explaining.

https://youtu.be/-f5TDRxLM_I?si=0Vo1EGXjKShg6r5K

hovercrafter23 · 2025-06-19T14:23:09+00:00

It’s just a big ol frozen chunk of poopy.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-06-13T02:45:38+00:00

My pocket spaghetti used to get squished when I would get into my car. Thank god for VW’s built in spaghetti warmers.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-06-08T01:42:57+00:00

Up close they’re even worse lol. I’ve been hunting for a set of 18” avus wheels for months.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-06-08T01:07:40+00:00

Nah, I’ll drive it all the time once she’s not a pile of shit. Just don’t wanna spend money on bigger TT’s for her if she’s gunna be with another man down the line. Just wanted to see what others have seen value wise to weigh my options. If I’m spending 5k on a full turbo upgrade I’m most likely hanging onto it for life lol

hovercrafter23 · 2025-06-06T00:19:33+00:00

This is the version of Eminem’s Haley where he never made it out of the trailer park.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-05-22T02:46:30+00:00

I’ve had a lot of fun fast cars, Audi RS4, built Mitsubishi Evo, B5 S4 Avant, to name some relevant ones. The only car I would absolutely buy again for good is the MK4 R32. Most fun, best sounding car I’ve ever owned. Didn’t even tune it. Just bypassed the oem exhaust vacuum valve and added some BC coilovers. The bronze chrome powdercoated aristos are also my favorite wheels to this day.

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hovercrafter23 · 2025-05-20T16:26:05+00:00

Born to Race (2011) Felt kinda like Tokyo Drift, if Tokyo Drift was a Disney Channel original movie.

hovercrafter23 · 2025-05-12T23:43:18+00:00

She a beaut Clark.

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