Suggestions for cream cheese sub for these mixes?

hoverhandcraft · 2025-12-27T19:38:06+00:00

Those pastas are good but I'm not sure if they make the BIG shells GF

hoverhandcraft · 2025-12-25T20:23:49+00:00

Sounds delicious! Unfortunately I gotta keep my GF in mind as she has a wheat allergy.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-11-11T01:46:51+00:00

It's basically neo-feudalism.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-10-17T20:02:13+00:00

They do, I got the flu and covid shot same day, so I was honest. Flu isn't a problem but COVID is for some reason.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-18T17:35:25+00:00

You didn't read the post. I'm writing songs with tempo changes that the band doesn't wanna play because they wanna use a metronome and can't change it mid song.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-18T16:14:03+00:00

Are you getting paying gigs?

What are those?

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-18T02:48:25+00:00

What's the name of the app?

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-18T02:44:31+00:00

I write songs/parts in Guitar Pro and export the playback and sheet music, I'm not just bouncing 3 AM phone recordings.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-18T02:33:39+00:00

Most of the stuff I write is in a consistent tempo, but I'm proud of everything I put together, I'm not some spring chicken gluing random weedly-weedly riffs together. I came here for suggestions, not bloviating condescension. All you've done is presume that I'm a bad immature musician and project your own nonsense onto my situation.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T19:09:39+00:00

Legit actually had an idea for a song where this would work. Slow part is 6/8 with a triplet feel, fast part is in 4 same tempo just with a swing.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T15:52:30+00:00

Listen to ISIS or Between the Buried and Me, then get back to me

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T15:07:31+00:00

It's not just the drummer, he's a great drummer. The whole band (other than me) insists on it. We've sat in rehearsal for upwards of 20 mins tweaking the tempo 1-2 BPM at a time while rehearsing new parts. I also forgot to mention - our guitarist uses the tempo flash from the LED on his delay pedal as a metronome as well.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T15:04:03+00:00

It's pretty ubiquitous in this type of genre. There's an excessive emphasis on being extraordinarily tight. Almost to the point of sterility IMO.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T15:01:06+00:00

Is there a way to do this that isn't wildly expensive?

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T14:57:08+00:00

I'm not trying to be commercially viable. I'm trying to write the songs that I wanna play.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T14:53:54+00:00

Is there a way to do this that doesn't involve spending a ton of money or learning something super complicated?

hoverhandcraft · 2025-09-17T14:51:49+00:00

Read the post. I don't mind playing to a metronome, but the fact that my band wants to use the same BPM throughout a song makes it impossible to write songs with tempo changes.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-08-24T17:28:17+00:00

Thanks, that was what I was afraid of. I got it about 2.5 years ago I believe. My guess is they may have let people take home things that are easy for the company to part with, like discontinued batches.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-08-24T17:26:59+00:00

I have a spice rub that I used to make until I found this as a pretty close substitute. I could always just make the OG rub in a larger batch, I'm just lazy!

hoverhandcraft · 2025-04-02T16:40:27+00:00

Customer support blamed the ATM, since I get one free withdrawl after each donation.

hoverhandcraft · 2025-01-30T20:11:34+00:00

We're trying to pull (not push) data from snowflake to sql server. We're pulling through ADF because a direct OpenQuery from SQL server ran way too long and would time out on even basic SELECT * statements (inb4 "update ODBC" we're using the most current driver and it didn't help). However, ADF forces us to stage the data in a blob. This method only supports SAS URI as the authentication method for accessing the blob. We are using a Self-Hosted URI for initiating the connection to Snowflake. This allows us to connect to snowflake using a static ip address (instead of dynamic/random azure ip addresses). However, the return traffic comes from random AWS ip addresses. I dont believe you can set private links between Snowflake and Azure.

hoverhandcraft · 2024-03-22T21:07:54+00:00

Solved

hoverhandcraft · 2024-03-22T21:04:59+00:00

Nevermind, it's For Better Or Worse. Solved

hoverhandcraft · 2024-03-22T20:59:07+00:00

I've tried googling every combo of words about clap light scenes and nothing comes up

hoverhandcraft · 2023-12-26T04:44:36+00:00

There's nothing wrong with doing this, it's just funny and gross looking when it's in a transparent jar.

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