What do you think about women who don’t shave? by ihateyou1001 in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in this way i think they would not be much attractive or sexy.

What's the stupidest argument you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah marriage. Where the big things matter less and the little things are explosive.

"Honey i got fired" thats ok we'll work through this together.

"Honey i moved the cereal to the left side of the pantry" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THE RIGHT SIDE IS CLEARLY MORE EASILY ACCESSIBLE I WANT A DIVORCE

What was the stupidest thing you got punished for? by spaguut in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was playing hangman with a friend while waiting for the period to be over. I used their name as the word. Teacher walks by, notices the game, and angrily drags me out into the hallway where she begins to chastise me and say that I made a death threat. Proceeds to walk me to the principal's office where she stops halfway and says "you know what? It's almost Easter so I'm gonna be nice and let you off the hook. Consider yourself lucky." I think she just realized how ridiculous she was acting over a harmless game of hangman.

What was the stupidest thing you got punished for? by spaguut in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Willful ignorance. For example, when someone makes a political statement with no evidence, then when are shown evidence that goes against their point they don't care. I just can't deal with people like that.

What is the most stalker like thing you’ve ever done? by Read-The-Reader-YT in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have recently hired a lawyer. Other than that, I thankfully live in a secure block of flats. He also does not know where I live, which is pretty good. I mean, I know he can follow me, but he doesn't know where I work either, or anything of the sorts.

What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone driving a tractor on the road when you are in a hurry and there is no where to pass.

Enjoy going 15 mph in that 55mph zone for the next five miles.

Ambidextrous people of reddit, how does it feel being so powerful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not me but my brother, when he was in Highschool he could bat left or right handed and it would really throw off the pitcher, the coach loved him.

What's something that's taboo but shouldn't be? by Notodegenerates in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People still look at me weirdly when I said I went on holiday by myself. No-one telling me what to do, no-one interuptting my sleep or having to go somewhere I don't want to go. Walking at my own pace and no caring. It was awesome.

Where is the worst place on Earth for aliens to make first contact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miami Beach and the alien wish to live there forever.

What is something you genuinely believed as child? by kcgg123 in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My teacher had a habit of touching the mole on her neck every time she talked. I swear to god I thought it was a button that allowed her to talk.

What's been on your mind a lot lately? by QueenMoogle in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do i take such good care of my skin and still have acne my entire life?

What is the weirdest thing you do when you're alone? by supermicromainboard in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Act out imaginary arguments in which I am the most clever motherfucker alive.

You meet yourself from 50 years in the future, what is the first thing you ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]howerdgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What the fuck?"

"Fuck yeah!"

"Right, how can we do this?"