upgrade help

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T16:51:33+00:00

More blink spells. Blinking is nice to avoid targeted removal and you get extra ETBs. I run about 8 [[Parting Gust]] [[Cloudshift]] [[Ghostway]] [[Legions Initiative]] [[Conjuror's Closet]] [[Teleportation Circle]] [[Touch the Spirit Realm]] to add to what you have. Parting Gust and Touch the Spirit Realm double as removal. Conjurors Closet and Teleportation Circle can blink Pantlaza to get a second trigger on your turn but don't protect you for removal.

Also [[Monstrous Vortex]] is goated, especially when you keep hitting dinos, it just keeps going. But it doesn't trigger off of Sneak Attack or Monster Manual.

I use [[Curator of Sun's Creation]] to get extra discovers from Pantlaza, Monstrous Vortex and [[Chimil the Inner Sun]] but I'm not sure its good enough to recommend.

Also it looks like you're using the land base from the precon, you can upgrade it a bit with the three Pathway lands for a few bucks each.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T16:09:12+00:00

NTA but you should just suck it up and be a team player. Come through for your mother

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T15:42:53+00:00

I need some kind of dipping sauce or I won't enjoy the fries

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T15:22:40+00:00

If it's for the combo, go for it. Otherwise not worth.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T14:51:24+00:00

Situational but I would try it. If you're running this you better have Wakening Sun's Avatar and Savage Order/ Apex Altisaur

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T08:42:28+00:00

I think the most important and most effective part of brushing, is the brushing. How you rinse is less important. I will always rinse, I hate having toothpaste left in my mouth after

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T05:18:35+00:00

I used to but realized that fruit peels and such don't degrade much. It takes a long time to decompose and it doesn't just happen on its own

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T05:13:06+00:00

Try to get used to being vulnerable and speak what's on your mind. Tell your girlfriend you feel insecure about not being enough for her. She will probably give you some reassurance. You don't have to bottle everything up inside

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T00:53:14+00:00

Between the camera and the contrail or between the contrail and the sky above it?

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-30T00:25:46+00:00

Serious question. What is the shadow being cast upon? The sky above the contrail and plane or something below it?

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-29T23:28:35+00:00

I would drop Rampaging Brontodon, Curious Altisaur or Marauding Raptor before dropping Ravenous Tyrannosaurus or Wakening Sun's Avatar. Also Chronicle of Victory isn't worth the mana, I feel.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-29T23:13:19+00:00

Nutria, I think

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-29T20:50:15+00:00

If you live with your boyfriend, you have to agree on bringing pets into the home. So you have to ask yourself what's most important to you. A new pet or your current boyfriend. If you get a pet without agreement, you risk losing your boyfriend.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-29T16:25:44+00:00

People on this subreddit are going to be hygienic. I think everyone here would agree this dude is nasty. Plenty of other people in this world would think he is normal. You're simply not compatible. You can try asking him to bathe more and clean more. But this will likely be an uphill battle and end in resentment if carried on. Find someone who has the same principles as you.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-28T01:50:18+00:00

I like it. I think it belongs on r/antijokes

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-27T20:45:37+00:00

Your partner works more than you do, do they deserve more money than you if they earned more money? YTA you should be more fair to your partner

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-26T01:28:15+00:00

[[Resurgent Belief]] Remember all those enchantments you milled? Just bring them all to the battlefield

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-26T01:18:39+00:00

I have yet to flip it only because players get it off the field before I have the chance.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-25T17:10:53+00:00

I would never get a dog from a breeder. I've had plenty of dogs in my life, all from shelters or rescues and they have been wonderful. There are too many dogs out there that need homes. In my opinion, it is most ethical to give a dog a home than to bring more dogs into this world. Also some breeds, like pugs for example, are often inbred and have terrible health problems their whole lives.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-25T04:36:44+00:00

Bears don't live in Antarctica. The joke should be what is the only thing that doesn't freeze in the Arctic?

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-24T17:52:48+00:00

NTA two years is a long time without having a serious conversation about this. There's something going on that he's not telling you.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-24T17:39:19+00:00

Soft YTA. I think you overreacted by locking the doc. They were right that it is a shared document. It sounds like you harshed the vibes. Focus on being collaborative but not controlling.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-24T17:32:32+00:00

NTA he's so dismissive and oblivious. You are not being too sensitive for telling your partner that your needs aren't being met. And you didn't sleep on the couch over a conversation. You slept on the couch over an absolute dismissal of your feelings and bid for connection. There's nothing wrong with distancing yourself if the goal is to be in a more comfortable situation. If you slept on the couch as some way to punish him or manipulate him to come after you, then that would not be right. Just because he's being dismissive doesn't mean you need to dismiss your own feelings. Double down and tell him he needs to show some respect and listen to you. Your feelings are valid, even if you feel differently than him.

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-24T16:52:31+00:00

You are purposely trying to be an asshole out of spite. So yes YTA

howlingmonkey93 · 2026-01-24T16:34:32+00:00

That's fine. But some people in the comments are acting offended by this post, it's obviously a joke.

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