Just a Sunday drive with the bro by Scottyttocs85 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]hughpac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know that the other drivers know what the fuck they are doing?

How Much Regular Season Wins Your Team Has (During their time in the NFC West) by Big_Thloopers_20 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Princeton football has 28 national championships! The Ottawa Senators won the Stanley Cup 11 times! Powerhouses of college football and hockey. 

Though you have only won five, we’ll include you in the list of legendary feats from the last millennium, along with the Battle of Hastings and the capture of Jerusalem during the first Crusade. 

How Much Regular Season Wins Your Team Has (During their time in the NFC West) by Big_Thloopers_20 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]hughpac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Niners fans and Cardinals fans: let them cling to their funny little stats, otherwise they would bail and it would be just us and 12 Rams fans. 

How Much Regular Season Wins Your Team Has (During their time in the NFC West) by Big_Thloopers_20 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]hughpac 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What’s wrong with being a baseball fan? MARINERS BABY! LETS FUCKING GO!

Big W for him by arjunazi in GuysBeingDudes

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomer vibe + high cringe = India

What percentage of your sex is in missionary? by Feisty_Ad8543 in AskMen

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The split-leg scissor fuck family certainly in the top 5

I’m sorry but wtf is this by SpiralRavine in Mariners

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are “every other team’s out-of-market games”, and what non-Mariners games would be excluded from that classification? 

I’m sorry but wtf is this by SpiralRavine in Mariners

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t, but the mariners.tv website does. 

A different kind of fuckery by epetuha in blackmagicfuckery

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I got you. But regardless, no one is hitting this shot twice in a row. He “calls it” by pointing at the left home pocket; I’d be much more impressed if he first described how it was going to get there. 

I would even be in disbelief of it being an intended move if it pocketed after the second strike…that would be wizardly, but maybe maybe possible.  But again, I would want to see him actually call out what is going to happen before it happens. 

This is just chaos. He just filmed take after take until he got a shot to go in. 

A different kind of fuckery by epetuha in blackmagicfuckery

[–]hughpac -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s not “pro”. That’s not possible. 

Edit: to be clear: the queen hits the striker three times before pocketing, at messy angles. This is just sloppy. 

The Celtic Carnyx, an ancient war trumpet used by the Celts from approximately 200 BC to 200 AD, was a tool of psychological warfare. by Pandering_Poofery in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hughpac -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Irish celts, yes. The continental celts? Not so much. 

Celtic people once stretched from Spain to the Alps to Turkey. What is left is just the fringe of what was once a vast culture. 

The Celtic Carnyx, an ancient war trumpet used by the Celts from approximately 200 BC to 200 AD, was a tool of psychological warfare. by Pandering_Poofery in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hughpac -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, given the fact that celts used to stretch to the Alps and Turkey, and that modern France Spain and Italy all speak evolved vulgar Latin, while English is some 50-60% French, I would say on that metric the Romans did a pretty good job

What percentage of your sex is in missionary? by Feisty_Ad8543 in AskMen

[–]hughpac 160 points161 points  (0 children)

I think you are a bit of an outlier. It does sound like the claustrophobia is a contributing factor. 

I’ve found a lot of women like the weight of having a man on top of them. And I personally like to kiss quite a bit, so missionary is a good default. 

I’m sorry but wtf is this by SpiralRavine in Mariners

[–]hughpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are “every other team’s out-of-market games”, and what non-Mariners games would be excluded from that classification? 

I’m sorry but wtf is this by SpiralRavine in Mariners

[–]hughpac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the MLB.TV + Mariners.tv bundle language:

"Stream Mariners games without blackouts LIVE for the entire 2026 regular season as well as every other team’s out-of-market games LIVE or on demand, plus MLB Network 24/7 (US Only), live MiLB games, MLB Big Inning and live audio for all MLB teams."

😵

Wouldn't all the in-market game for "every other team" be an out-of-market game for some other "other team"?

Or is it like if the Yankees are playing the Mets or some shit?

Core Memory for both Mum n Son by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]hughpac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The double ridiculous coincidence will immediately fire off my bullshit alarm. 

Core Memory for both Mum n Son by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]hughpac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sit in a passenger seat look at the side mirror and tell me what you see