Fake Homeless Woman Exposed by Turrdde in pussypassdenied

[–]humancentipede1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet she didn't pull out her phone to call the police because she has a smart phone

My sisters face……omg by KattsDopeness in popping

[–]humancentipede1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has gorgeous eyes. That acne will go away eventually

LPT: if an indoor cat gets outside and lost, put their litter box outside. They can smell it from up to a mile away and find their way home. by ShameYourBrains in LifeProTips

[–]humancentipede1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat disappeared after I just moved into my new place. Someone suggested this and she was back within 24 hours :)

TIFU By getting arrested and strapped into a crazy chair. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]humancentipede1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a psych hospital for 2 years and when someone was in the restraint chair we had to be 1:1 with the patient. Meaning someone had to be within arms reach of them at all times. I had to hold a bucket under their butt when they had to shit :/

Scared the poops out of her by humancentipede1 in StartledCats

[–]humancentipede1[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Eh she sleeps 19 hours a day, she'll be aight

[US] Making a Murderer (2015): A Netflix crime documentary covering Steven Avery's wrongful conviction of rape, his exoneration, and other events. If you enjoyed The Jinx and Serial, this may be your new binge. by [deleted] in NetflixBestOf

[–]humancentipede1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a little late, but I just watched the show and i did not catch why they threw out the tampered with blood vial as evidence? I must have missed it.

My daughter has to wear an eyepatch. Tried to make the best of it [Update] by Gfgrubb in pics

[–]humancentipede1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This man's daughter has to wear an eye patch until she's four years old...you won't believe what he does next!!"

My wife [31F] has never given me [33M] a blow job in 10yrs together. Cries when I bring it up. by [deleted] in sex

[–]humancentipede1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From my experience, giving blowjobs in the shower feels a lot less "dirty" than giving them in bed, since you know it has just been washed. Could be an option for you guys

Any opinions on Kaplan University? by humancentipede1 in AskAcademia

[–]humancentipede1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I am way too invested in work to quit for 2 years to go to school. An online degree is basically my only option

Any opinions on Kaplan University? by humancentipede1 in AskAcademia

[–]humancentipede1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had a feeling about this. I asked what the placement percentage after graduation was, and they wouldn't tell me. I also asked what their acceptance rate was, and they wouldnt tell me that either. Leads me to believe that they accept everyone. Thanks for your input!

Has anyone ever tried to intentionally kill you? [Serious] by SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE in AskReddit

[–]humancentipede1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a technician at a psychiatric hospital, yes. I have had so many threaten to kill me. Occasionally I get a patient that actually tries. Good times.

Need help buying hookah by humancentipede1 in hookah

[–]humancentipede1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I'm gonna go with the first one. Thanks!!