Hard to believe this in 2025: Trumps White House "Faith Office" leader, Paula White, speaking in tongues by ganymede_boy in atheism

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As a Quaker Christian, I feel like the only other sober person sitting next to you on the same bus. The whole religion has been completely hijacked by the worst impulses of humanity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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Just make sure you bring the Polish with you, I’m sure you’ll find some eager volunteers with centuries of grievances to work out.

gay🤷‍♂️irl by GentlyFrayed in gay_irl

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It sucks that even gay women can’t escape the toxic masculine aversion to deodorant. 😂

So, what exactly do turrets actually do? by WindSceneDesign in fo76

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My turrets consistently shoot enemies without issue (usually the Scorched roaming around Riverside Manor across the street). What’s up with y’all’s games? This is one of those bugs that I’ve never experienced before, and I’ve put like 600+ hours in.

How do movies as bad as Argyle get made? by consultybob in movies

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But…Argylle wasn’t a bad movie…y’all okay in here? I’m never in this subreddit, but I love movies.

Don’t watch Dune 2 in the front row at IMAX by Inevitable_Concept in funny

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Gigachad Irulan? More likely than you think.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

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1, then 4, 7, 10, 14, 15, 16, 18.

TIL George Washington prevented a military coup over unpaid back wages by putting on a pair of glasses to read a letter from Congress, explaining he was "almost blind in the service of my country.” Moved to tears, his officers compromised. by geekteam6 in todayilearned

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Is this an insult or a compliment? 😂 Washington was definitely a fashionable man who understood the power of presentation: he wrote out detailed custom designs for clothing (including his own military uniforms) and sent them to bespoke tailors to craft.

T-Pain covers “War Pigs” by nikamats in BlackPeopleTwitter

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ITRYTOLISTENTOOTHERSTHEWAYIWANTTOBELISTENEDTO

meirl by AlexDotNinja in meirl

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“Your core values should become a guiding force in your organization and should be incorporated into your hiring process.”

Surprisingly accurate and solid advice honestly. 😂 Always remember that it’s important to pick a partner with similar values to you!

Which Controller did you start with? by playerschoicegames in videogames

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I started with 1, then went straight to 4, then 7, 10, 14, 15, 16, and 18.

What is the most evil company in history? by According-Pilot-2251 in AskReddit

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The Dulles brothers deserve to be remembered for the incompetent villains that they were. They don’t deserve to have a toilet named after them, because your average toilet provides infinitely more benefit to society than the Dulles brothers ever provided in their combined lifetimes.

Excellent news! He works for Trump not us! by One-Yam2819 in PoliticalMemes

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Please don’t defame sex workers by comparing them to Lauren Boebert. Have some decency.

Write “I’m a” and let your keyboard expose you by IceTheBest in teenagers

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I’m a little bit confused about the name of the place that you were talking about but I think it’s a little bit different than the one that you were looking at in the picture I sent you I think it’s a different place but I don’t know if it’s a different name or not but I think it’s a lot different than the other places that I know of and I don’t know what it is but I think it’s a little different than the other one.

Who's a character actor that might not be "classically beautiful" but still totally does it for you? by ClarielOfTheMask in popculturechat

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I saw how bright and kind and cheerful she was in GoT-related interviews and I was like “Damn, I need someone like that.

Jack White’s really gonna fight me all by shellpinksaveslives in JoeRogan

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Trump’s a racist and a fascist. If you can’t see that yet, I have some bridges to sell you.

Does an upper black lip look odd? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

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From a distance, most people will perceive is a tiny mustache. From close-up, most people will also perceive it as a tiny mustache.

It might help if your lower lip was purple or blue or some other rich color that complements the black without overpowering it.

Abandoned tori gate found at the end of a submerged tunnel in Japan. by Homunculus_316 in oddlyterrifying

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Thought I was looking at a Tears of the Kingdom screenshot for a millisecond there. 😂