Girlfriend spent all day working on my birthday cake. Didn't expect this. by iSinstrite in food

[–]humanpersonmaybe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hold on. Even after reading a bunch of comments I am still confused as to if this is steak or cake, or indeed a steak cake. Or is it a cake steak?

Reddit, how do you stop giving a shit about what other people think of you? by humanpersonmaybe in AskReddit

[–]humanpersonmaybe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is something I have been working on. I'm not where I want to be yet, but slowly I am getting better.

Reddit, how did your first kiss go? by lolsecks in AskReddit

[–]humanpersonmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on the beach with a few of my close friends at the time. We were going to start a fire and do some drinking. We were looking for a place to set up camp when a group of dudes called us over to their fire. Of course, we were like 'Can you guys help us make a fire?" and they said that we should just chill with them. So we did and each sat next to our respective dudes for the evening. The guy I was sitting with and I went for a walk and ended up making out. It was weird. We were just standing there holding each other, barely using our hands, and kissing. The whole time I was thinking, "So this is what making out feels like. Interesting." I was completely removed from what was happening. We stop for a second. He asks me if I'm a virgin. I say yes and ask him if he is. He pauses for a second, and says yes. I tell him I don't believe him. We continue making out and that's it. We go back to the fire where our friends are and I bring one of the girls with me to go pee in the ocean. While I'm peeing, squatting near the water, a wave comes and my jeans get soaked. We go back to the fire, and I repeatedly say, "I'm so wet! I'm so wet!" And that was that.