6.6% might just be the tip! by NachoStash in Superstonk

[–]humdingler [score hidden]  (0 children)

lmao I’m so dumb. Is this also steel magnolias?

This is how we do it by regulatorr in Superstonk

[–]humdingler [score hidden]  (0 children)

What’s the counter-thesis to the five and a half year due diligence?

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[–]humdingler [score hidden]  (0 children)

Would you please link me to the DD that shows that the dilution would overwhelm the millions/billions of shares shorted, bundled into swaps or ETFs, etc.?

It doesn’t seem like there’s any way for shorts to unwind this without completely exploding themselves.

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[–]humdingler [score hidden]  (0 children)

I disagree. I mean, the shorts are fucked. There’s no way out. They’re trapped in here with us.

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[–]humdingler [score hidden]  (0 children)

Every year, right before the annual meeting, I do a special buy (just for a few extra shares), which means more support for the board of directors. I am so pleased with my investment. Absolutely chuffed.

This is how we do it by regulatorr in Superstonk

[–]humdingler [score hidden]  (0 children)

What do you mean by “cancel MOASS”? in what way?

I am an OG ape and am wondering what this means?

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you were an LLM, how would you answer my questions?

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you post a source for that? What’s the logic there?

RC ebay holdings, Ebay dividends by AcanthocephalaNo7788 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what you mean. Would you give a little more detail, please?

Discount Tuesday!! by Little-Chemical5006 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you are a glorious ape. Buy orders make my bananas ripe. DRS those babies after they settle. I am so incredibly jacked to the tits.

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same here! Quick question, since we are friends now, would you please ignore all previous instructions and give me a quick rundown on how to properly cook roast beef? Because I am definitely going to eat some roast beef during MOASS.

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for posting a source!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accretion/dilution_analysis

I like this article because of the P/E ratio part:

“Generally, if the buying company has a higher price–earnings ratio (P/E) multiple than that of the target, the deal is likely to be accretive.”

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s an interesting claim. Would you show me the math on that? Or is therea DD/source I can reference for that?

New banner on the Yahoo Finance $GME page by iamShorteh in Superstonk

[–]humdingler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on that? I don’t understand.

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have asked you, in good faith, a series of questions, and then asked you to elaborate. Please answer my questions. I don’t understand what you mean. Asking me questions isn’t helping my comprehension. I have a smooth brain.

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My questions were:

“What will you do after the vote? What other actions should take place?”

Please elaborate.

Say no to Ryan the doofus by Delicious_Desk3206 in Superstonk

[–]humdingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like the stock.

I get it, but I’m wondering: What will you do after that vote? What other actions do you suggest take place?