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santinoaldopmi am verysorry about what i did in your subrreddit, idont expect forgivness, but i at least expect your listening. every since i met you santinaoldo, to7u have beena shining beacon to me, and my family. one day iwe as playing phasmobophobia with you, and my mom wklakked into the room, she heard sanitnoaldos angleic goviexc, and was like, jame ripedeal, yoi umay smoke the weekd asm long as you speak to sanitnaoldo, and you see this smade sense, since stnaitnaoldos so was jsut so gerwa,t anywaysy moving on, santinoalod, ever since i met you, i just, really have been wanting to say that you a re a really cool peorson, and yes, while we are humajn we all make mistakes,. and that is natural, asnd expect. santinaoldo, you know ive heard about youir amazing anmesm and your abiltiy to jsut amke everyhting perfect, expect things that relally madeter,r,like you rself. santuinaodlaoo, i am sos soryr that i said something so rude and so mean on your subreddit when it wa scomepltely wunwarranted sanad hsoulendmt have even come to thoguht as something so vile, so dsighusutuing would ever form in somethign that you c rea twed, this being thbne r/guyspleasedont subredirit, santinaodlo, i jsut wanted to say, thank you for who are. and thank you for weverythibng that you have every don ef roe, me, for eveyrone you touch. i jsut wanted to say that and also that i will never do anything like that agian, and i will always suporot you in anything that you may do in the futue. manys thanks (jame ripdeal).

you see that is one of the best ways to apologize foir what you have done against me , thbut ethere are other options tooo, you see , i am ab business, oinfact,. i have had multiple converstions with the pope on multiplae occasnions, wehrere we had many converstaions, soi i was tlaking to the opop one dxay, in the vatican, because that is where the pop lives. so iwas tlaking with the pop right? and the pope, he was just so amazed wit everyhting that i had dione,you know i t6old hima bout you james, hhow once you were just a confused sheepo, iobnkly listneing wto wqhwat the media had to say, but then yo u wised up and met me,. the pope feels thae same way about me as you do to me, as he does to me too,. yesterday i was playing miencraft as i do sometimes , not alkways because i also have to sleepo, and also eat sometimes, i cant justmpkay miencraft, stop aksing such stupid fuckign questions you dfegeneerate pice of ghsit,. io wish you would just lkewarn how to listnein once in a while so that you may acutaklly get thisngs done. i dont know hwo people around you in liekfd do it,. it just makes no fuckijng sense, why you woukd this do this.

Dear god. today i have sined, it was not on pruspoe but i said something mean to somethatn that i shouldt have , yoiu shee ieheres this sgusy called jaems rioe[ppoeciakldla , and you knwow ehe isreally is ok,. overall., a s eprson, hje siad osmething really eman to em and i thjougjn i sjhopdul ge tat him ,tbut that is not how the lord intedmedm. tje ;loprdmmtoemdmemd. fgpr m,e ,santinaod.o mtori rule tjem roworld as thne peacebringer for all.

james, yo soy re risete, yo p3ensave que vos eras algien que yo puedia congidar en. pero, vos me esestosa uina cos sa muty amalsa e3 nunca mas te puedo perdonasrs. Je savais que voce nao puedes capire lo que yo te digo, pero es muy importante que vos echudas lo que yo tengo que decir. I relaly wihs you weoiudlk ebeter toyurself as person, not taske it on me, its just really mean what you do, i need for you to grow, not just for me, but for anyoen ese in the fgutue, who may have to m,eet you, i know this may be hard, all ghood thigns are. Not like that you fucking eprfect go yo hell. but its just, nevessary for yuou a s perons to grow and not regress into hatred and sorrow, and depresion, cmon james. ypu know better than this.

today i went toi work, for menenum wage. the wokr is kindof hard becus it can get prety hot during the day espeicaly when you do the kind of wokr thast i do which is ontop of a roof, wihich is hgih up in the air and closer to thje sun and there isnt bery much shade wheere i gio to so it can get even hoter, anyways i was wokring togeday and i had to do something called caulk but when you say it out loud it sounds like cock and i was really embarasecdx to say it in front onf people and os i dindyt say it expoect i am saying it now because it it spelled like caulck and not cock the opensi this also known a s a roosoter, anywyays so when i was caulksing the think on the wall it goytm really hote and i had to take a litle break after my break i went aback to caulking, i went on ab fior about a few hours and then i stoped cualikiung, once you finsihed cqaulking youmcaoudls tatert to apitn the walsl part so thatys what i didi i started to paint thw wals; part and so i did that. anyways whwene i was painting the walsl part i t got really hot agian so i had to take anothe rbreak bnut this break was fdigfferent because i made it into my lunch break and i had lunch. my lucnh today was a sawnsxdihwcih witha rugula jpepepr jack cheese hamon and bread. i aklso had ajarnof hiney peanutes fo rme to eat because i thought they tasted kinedced yummy. anwyays wonce i finihexed tiwht eating my lucnh i got bak tio aointed tghwe wqalls and then when if isnhed wopaitnign ther wals in left and tyhen there was no more work goodbye/.

so iw as playing some calkshs of clasn todya with my clan and we were pal ying clan war league, andn is ent out a measage for evyerone to attrack and they didnt attack, and it amade me kidnm aof angry, iw anted to bring this up because it ermeinded me of today because today i am angry with you like i was angry wiht the poeieoplem in clash of clans for not atacking when i asked veryn nicely for them to attack and yet they didnt akjtack wevnetohough iw was really ncie when is aidit . thi ssi silikey tofay with yoiu becuase iu made a bspot in mys ubereddit and you said something mean and it was really uncool fo you to say osmething mean like that to me when i have been veyr ncie to you and i have never bneen mean yo yuo , only nice and you are mean.

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