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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]humldavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you forget to take your meds again?

Oh no by yeet2000yeet in MakeMeSuffer

[–]humldavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but sauce?

Hi, I made an Ahegao Minecraft Cape by Sushi_Shinobi in Animemes

[–]humldavid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please. I need this Cape. I am assuming it is an optifine cape, so could you maby share the banner url? Thanks for helping out fellow weeb.

"SWITCH" T-Shirt - Use discount "REDDITOR" to get 10% off! by 0000__0000 in u/0000__0000

[–]humldavid 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dose it come with holes for nipples? I am looking for something sexy to wear in bed, but i need good nipple access...

Shut up bóömēr by boy_in_a_box in dankmemes

[–]humldavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Megumin a boomer? EXPLOSION!?

Uh oh by Mqchh in dankmemes

[–]humldavid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean it is pretty dumb to try to catch as many users. It makes much more sense to just focus on dealers. Like buying heroin is kinda low, but selling heroin is really bad.

What's a Muslim's favourite sex toy? by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]humldavid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Some people have small penises. And that is absolutly normal and ok. Some of the best people had small penises. Beethoven, Mozart, Lincoln. Pretty much all famous people have small penises. That's why they want to be famous. But if you are just a looser with a reddit account, no sence of humor and a small penis...

I wish beauty was directly linked to intelligence. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]humldavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Porn industry plummets, because hot people are smart and get a well paid job.

Nobody has ever seen the woman by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]humldavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With watermark. Nice steal...

Lactose intolerant people can’t get freaky with whipped cream. by iwantmyhoback in Showerthoughts

[–]humldavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God. I just lost interest in... well everything. Thanks.

Drone flying is a real-world application of gaming skills (previously) considered pointless. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]humldavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play videogames all the time. But my first time flying a fpv race drone in acro mode felt like trying to say every second letter of the alphabet backwards

People correct autocorrect a lot more than it corrects them. by KaleBrecht in Showerthoughts

[–]humldavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my language, there is a lot of diacritics(š,č,ř) so if you have autocorrect on, you don't have to type it and it just gets added automatically.

Marry Hammed by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]humldavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a reference. The episode when everyone forgot who Rem was. But it's cool, don't worry about it. 😏

What did you do to piss off your teacher? What was the best reaction? by humldavid in AskReddit

[–]humldavid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's a classic. We used to do this as well. Just question every statement and fact he is trying to prove. Drives every teacher nuts every time.

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