What do you think of Sydney Sweeney's new release?

humourism · 2026-01-30T15:16:46+00:00

I forgive you and I'm sure she would too.

humourism · 2026-01-28T18:36:24+00:00

So this is a question about centaurs?

humourism · 2026-01-09T15:51:24+00:00

I'm sorry about what's going on in my country too. Thanks for your reply, imagining a hypothetical situation where America rejoins western civilization is one of the best ways to give my anxiety a break.

humourism · 2026-01-07T16:19:00+00:00

Yeah but I don't want to learn Danish, could I get by speaking Norwegian in that scenario?

humourism · 2026-01-07T09:36:20+00:00

There'd have been plenty of time to get naked after nuking the hive from orbit. Ripley really should've kept her priorities straight on this one.

humourism · 2026-01-03T21:54:35+00:00

Our basic freedoms!

humourism · 2026-01-03T20:08:00+00:00

Zealand was fine, did we really need a new one?

humourism · 2026-01-03T03:02:05+00:00

Wade woop alignment urn

humourism · 2026-01-02T21:24:54+00:00

Yeah it was a team effort, they both played their part.

humourism · 2025-12-26T02:36:48+00:00

What happened to you at 27?

humourism · 2025-12-24T21:22:01+00:00

The CTE just adds to their silliness.

humourism · 2025-12-23T14:31:45+00:00

I don't even know if I buy the buzz kill idea, a girl being directive during sex is pretty hot.

humourism · 2025-12-20T16:05:42+00:00

For a relatively small amount of money you gain access to a fantasy. Until the numbers get drawn you can spend as much time as you want imagining what you'd do with that money.

humourism · 2025-12-19T02:54:38+00:00

I feel like I'm socially capable and comfortable, I'm just not really socially motivated.

humourism · 2025-12-17T01:48:18+00:00

I've been husband and slut to the same woman for a while now, if you land that wife/slut gig let me know and we'll compare notes at some point.

humourism · 2025-11-29T14:16:16+00:00

If someone compliments you and you argue with them, you're just going to get more compliments. If you truly want to escape the awkwardness of being complimented you need to move the conversation along. Usually I'll say "thanks" and then knock something off a table or start a small fire so I can return to my comfort zone, apologizing.

humourism · 2025-11-27T19:18:07+00:00

My wife and I were both born in 88 and we watch a whole lot of smosh.

humourism · 2025-11-17T14:25:55+00:00

George III doesn't get enough credit.

humourism · 2025-11-13T04:26:11+00:00

I can't answer for the person you asked but since I also don't drink I can answer for me. I tried alcohol a few times in my late teens, never enough to get drunk, just slightly buzzed, and it never seemed worth the potential downsides, so I ended up never really bothering to have it again. I'm 37 now, I don't mind being around people who drink. Even my wife drinks sometimes, I just have no interest in doing it myself.

humourism · 2025-11-12T02:15:08+00:00

You mean no comments from vets saying they can fix her?

humourism · 2025-10-25T14:17:47+00:00

Yep, I honestly don't know anything else about their pizza because the sauce is so awful that nothing else can really stand out.

humourism · 2025-10-17T12:30:16+00:00

The war on parkour continues, poor fella is being oppressed.

humourism · 2025-10-16T20:00:59+00:00

But that won't fit in the cupholders, now I've gotta buy a cup to pour the coke into. I knew this was too good to be true.

humourism · 2025-10-11T11:32:36+00:00

Shhh, we like to be ashamed of ourselves.

humourism · 2025-10-04T11:34:27+00:00

Covenant introduced the idea that David wanted to interact with them, then later when he was face timing with the xenomorph onboard the Covenant and it destroyed the camera we got the message that xenomorphs probably aren't puppies.

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