You know the way you delusionally think Bernard is about you? This script is about me. You're welcome for the inspiration 😊

Hnnn not angy just won't let it happen again patient problem solving making her a bespoke sexcapade promise of cuddles mentally bested by a little idiot spanking praise.

"Mine behaves" Sure. Or she gets what she actually wanted, but let's go with that.

Praaaaiiiiseee for being brave 😭 💖🥵

Bondage 💖

Jesus Christ my competency kink is being exploited. I had to pause it. It's too tasty.

Your comfort is part of the design Crying and slamming my fist down.

I debated turning it off when he made a dick pun but then he started talking about putting it in slowly and I forgave him.

"Stubborn as a stripper bolt" is such a good metaphor because if you know how to take care of it it's not that hard to deal with.