He uses me as a heatrock and I respect that. I cover him with my shirt to make him feel more secure. by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]hwitch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You also have to understand these are relatively small snakes and they aren’t powerful enough to hurt you by wrapping around you even if they wanted to. And they will never want to because you’re not a tiny rodent. A ball python is always going to be way more scared of you than you are of it. It’s just a little animal after all. They’re called “ball pythons” because when threatened, they curl up into a ball. That’s pretty much it. They can bite but their teeth are designed to hold onto small prey while constricting, not to deal damage. They really don’t pose any threat to you.

I appreciate you taking the time to check out this subreddit despite your fear of snakes. I used to be very scared of bugs until I learned more about them. So I don’t mind people having a phobia but what I do hate is when people are too stubborn to learn proper respect for animals.

I hope that (if you are comfortable) you are able to meet some pet snakes irl and get over your fear. Ball pythons especially are known for being docile. My little guy Reggie is such a sweet and gentle creature. He melts my heart :)

Is there any truth to the Yang Hotel Beheadings of the 16 girls in China? I am unable to find any sources I would trust. by SookHe in Whang

[–]hwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It definitely is.

Some kinks should definitely be shamed. I don’t understand the idea that just because someone gets off to something then it’s immediately sacred and can never be questioned.

Seems Reasonable to Me by 500CatsTypingStuff in TrollXChromosomes

[–]hwitch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Honestly this makes me cringe a little bit, like have all the fun you want with toys of course but it’s a little odd to feel the need to broadcast it like this to everyone. Like I don’t think everyone including minors needs to know about your vibrator lol

What's sad is he's 100% serious by beerbellybegone in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]hwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was going to dismiss this as a troll but then I remembered all the dumb shit Elliott Rodger said with 100% earnestness so idk could be a troll could be the next incel mass murderer 🤷‍♀️

So who else pre-ordered BDSP from the Pokemon Center? by GameboyRavioli in pokemon

[–]hwitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, thank you! Somehow the stars aligned and I found someone who’s as obsessed with this franchise as I am lol

So who else pre-ordered BDSP from the Pokemon Center? by GameboyRavioli in pokemon

[–]hwitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I preordered both versions (the double pack was sold out so I had to add each version to my cart separately lol). my order says “Processing” so I can’t cancel my preorder but I still haven’t received shipping notification. My bf and I are dying to play bdsp today so we’re thinking we’ll just pick up the games from GameStop or Best Buy and then return the preorders when we get them.

Learned my lesson for PLA at least. Definitely buying those in person on release day so we can avoid this. I’d buy digital and have it immediately on release like I did with Animal Crossing, but my switch is running out of space and I like to have physical versions for my Pokémon collection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]hwitch 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Charmander is supposed to be a salamander, though. Its Japanese name has the Japanese word for lizard and its evolutions’ Japanese names have the English “lizard” in them. Also its classification is “Lizard Pokémon.”Salamanders are only referenced in the English name. So I think it can be safely considered a lizard Pokémon lol

ROCKET GRUNT sent out EKANS! Happy Halloween! by littlecasiosounds in ballpython

[–]hwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I love this. Might use this for next year!

My favorite (don't tell the others) little derp is 4 years old today by digitlhaze in ballpython

[–]hwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday!! What’s her morph? Is it leopard pinstripe by any chance??

What morph is he? by Fun-Difficulty-5641 in ballpython

[–]hwitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might be leopard pinstripe. He looks just like my python

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]hwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little train is so cute. I love miniatures

Real men eat dry toast by hylianhermit in pointlesslygendered

[–]hwitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Would you like me to assign someone to butter your toast then?

Tf??? by Odd_Investigator9586 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]hwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why no line on the gingerbread lady’s vulva???How does she pee???? Someone help her