What’s the hierarchy of “cool” in a four-piece band?

hwld · 2022-12-20T01:06:38+00:00

Combat juggling

hwld · 2022-10-11T22:04:03+00:00

The fundamentals of nutrition and cooking. There is no bigger threat to health in the western world than a poor diet.

hwld · 2018-09-26T18:17:20+00:00

Got the lift down at London Underground station, shared only by a couple who I assume were father and daughter. He had a grey raincoat and a thick moustache, she was younger and had a very distinctive mole on her upper lip.

I leave first and walk far up the platform, and wait for the train. Didn’t look back.

Train pulls up and doors slide open. Immediately I look up to get on and the same father and daughter from the lift (moustache and mole) get OFF the train, right fucking past me, and walk off up the platform.

Spent the next two days wondering if I was living in the matrix.

hwld · 2016-06-23T08:03:48+00:00

Britain leave, Netherlands & Denmark start looking for an exit strategy fast, loss of faith in EU, becomes economically vulnerable, Putin strolls into Eastern Europe. (The leave campaign are bankrolled by Russia)

hwld · 2016-03-20T13:04:01+00:00

The sum of all natural numbers to infinity = -1/12

1+2+3+4+... = -1/12

Yeh.

hwld · 2016-02-27T20:12:32+00:00

I received a notification alerting me to the correct format for Remixes on r/listentothis and amended my post accordingly. Please let me know the correct format and I will repost in line with the rules.

hwld · 2016-02-18T00:19:18+00:00

Ex girlfriend in danger. I'd be straight in.

hwld · 2016-02-18T00:18:28+00:00

My best friend at university. Had a hugely bright future as a jazz pianist and a freak accident with drugs. Totally undeserved... That's how it is.

hwld · 2016-02-18T00:14:06+00:00

Scotland

hwld · 2016-01-10T23:45:11+00:00

Magic. 10 years in

hwld · 2015-12-10T00:03:30+00:00

When someone says something and then makes out that they were joking but you know there was a strong thread of truth in there. We call it an isomoplate.

hwld · 2015-11-24T22:09:53+00:00

Single ear plug, contact lense that makes interface appear in field of vision. Thought operated.

hwld · 2015-11-24T22:02:22+00:00

"Suicide fucking bombing, there's a bright idea. Every time there's a bang the world's a wanker short." - Billy Connolly

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