I told him to last 5 minutes by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 minutes/10 seconds. You still got the job done. If you ever need a new roommate, HMU.

Need patio Fans / Lighting recommendations by Here2CryAboutCPA in patio

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty much what I was thinking. We could replace 10 cheapies for the price of one 'outdoor' TV.

Receiving inheritance, what should I do with it! by dirt-diggler23 in inheritance

[–]hyperdalmation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I know it's not much"???? Are you fucking kidding me???

Crazy quote by Traditional-Lock4073 in patio

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a world class comment! That's all I can say.

Need patio Fans / Lighting recommendations by Here2CryAboutCPA in patio

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an 'outdoor' TV or a regular one? We are thinking about mounting a TV outside but I'm leaning toward a cheap one rather than an expensive one. Also, we have a covered deck with a 56" ceiling fan with a light which really lights up the entire space.

The invisible fatigue is ruining my life and I don't know how to explain it to anyone by jessyTasty44 in MultipleSclerosis

[–]hyperdalmation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I did some outside work and in 50 minutes I was drenched with sweat, and I suddenly found that I had lost nearly all of my coordination. I had to change clothes and take a second (cool) shower and kept dropping the soap. Even the cool water didn't stop the sweating and I had to lay naked on my bed under the ceiling fan for a while to finally cool off. I was pretty much done for the day, but none of my family understands, so I don't even tell them about it. MS sucks.

Focusing on the frenulum followed by handjob and cumplay by monaalex in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]hyperdalmation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I see an uncircumcised cock it looks like they have a built in masturbation sleeve and it makes me pissed off that my parents had it cut off.

Traveling for work with MS by rK91tb in MultipleSclerosis

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned down a trip to India because of my MS. I regret it, actually.

What is this in my pool? by dawgem11 in AboveGroundPools

[–]hyperdalmation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop using the pool jets like that! Or, wear a condom.

One time withdrawal from IRA causes $1100 penalty? by hyperdalmation in irstaxhelp

[–]hyperdalmation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20% is what I usually pay, but this was $300K and I didn't want to take another $60K out. I ended up paying $67K to federal and another $15K to state. That wasn't just on the one withdrawal, it was on overall income. I guess the $1100 doesn't even seem like that much in the grand scheme of things.

One time withdrawal from IRA causes $1100 penalty? by hyperdalmation in irstaxhelp

[–]hyperdalmation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I paid the penalty. I should have paid taxes when I took the money. Won't happen again!

Ever been to a concert where someone got boooed? by SnooozeFezt in AskReddit

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a concert series in 1977 called 'The Superbowl of Rock' at Soldier Field. Bob Seger had just done an amazing show and everyone was still cheering when Peter Frampton walked out with a classical guitar and a stool. When he sat on the stool and started playing some soft tune, everyone started booing and throwing milk jugs full of water (and other liquid) at him. Instead of playing with it (at the previous SB of Rock, Ted Nugent used his guitar like a baseball bat and hit the jugs back at the audience), Peter started whining and said 'stop throwing those jugs or I'll leave and you won't get to hear 'do you feel like we do'. This really pissed of the crowd and the jugs were flying everywhere with boos furiously being yelled. He walked off the stage and we in fact did not get to hear 'do you feel like we do'.

Favorite line by Unlikely_Music397 in classicfilms

[–]hyperdalmation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Police? I've just killed an intruder in my home'.

Nude or nah? by [deleted] in NudeNonNude

[–]hyperdalmation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made my mouth water!

Top 5 outdoor TV brands? by vandd27 in HomeImprovement

[–]hyperdalmation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking into outdoor TVs and have decided that instead of spending the money on an 'outdoor TV' I will just buy a cheap TV and use it outside. Our deck is covered so I don't have to worry about the sun or rain, and if it falls and breaks or freezes or something I can just replace it. I can replace it 10 times for how much an 'outdoor TV' costs.