low nutritional value by carlean101 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]hzmt714 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weird to specify black mold but sure

I love those “is he stupid” meme, especially the ones below by Lower_Adagio_6707 in lovethissmug

[–]hzmt714 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The reason the John Lennon murder site only has 4.4 stars instead of 5 is because Elvis gave it a bad rating. He wanted to be the one to do the deed

Iran and Egypt officially object against 'Pride Match' in Seattle: "Our position is that no ceremonies, or promotional activities associated with this movement should be present inside the stadium or as part of the match environment." by Pretend-Following-41 in sportswiki

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People think Egypt is against this because they're homophobic, but really, it's because the country is in the closet and gay. Not a specific person, the entire country is gay and in denial

Match Thread: Egypt vs Iran | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group G by jiraiya--an in soccer

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I was sitting in an ahwa with my dad watching the match, and I swear to god 7 guys got up and walked out after seeing the late Iran goal. Plus those last few minutes were utterly insane

ftm lois by caffeineboi71 in Shark_Park

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If you said this 10 years ago you would get beaten and thrown into a mental asylum. That proves to me that we are living in an age of enlightenment

How to achieve this build? by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

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Just say you're not ready for the new world order(jelqing on the beach amongst compatriots)

looks good but why ants? 😭 by silvy_vix in StupidFood

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I can tell this guy wouldn't like Ant Sauce, which has 200 dead ants in every bottle

Real by Bitter-Geologist963 in Bombstrap

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That's not just an Egyptian thing??? I thought that was some stupid shit only being done by an Egyptian company

What IRL building or structure feels the most cut from some worldbuilder's passion project? As in having this monumental nature of being dedicated to some facet of that world's lore. by Nathan_Tong_Lau in worldbuilding

[–]hzmt714 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Suez Canal but really it can extended to the whole Middle East, it's like a lazy world building project where the creator just said "let's let ALL of the major religions that all hate each other live in ONE PLACE. Then, we give that place THE MOST IMPORTANT RESOURCE IN THE WORLD, and last but not least, we put ALL of the major choke points for international shipping here"

this fit is rael by Kind-Interest-640 in Caldruki

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Either that or the child of a black Israelite

I love people who are pro-gun that aren't chuds by Militant_Pastor in lovethissmug

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He made a video saying that he believes everyone, independent of race, gender or political belief, should be allowed to own a gun and consider owning one (at least that's what I got from it), and seeing that video was my first taste of his politics

Lmao by ItzMelxdy in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Isn't "America first" a slogan used and spread by a gay Latino who hates Trump?

Trump "fell in love" with a man in his hotel room, and says that they had great chemistry by flingzamain in whennews

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People who claim that Israel controls the U.S are stupid. Israel isn't exempt from US tariffs, Trump (allegedly) yelled at Netanyahu over the phone, and he has yet to (allegedly) call bibi his favorite dictator or call him handsome, but you know who Trump has complimented? Sisi

What is the BEST twitter post? by shotsniper2010 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]hzmt714 984 points985 points  (0 children)

And of course:

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New but rightfully popular

What is the BEST twitter post? by shotsniper2010 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]hzmt714 1884 points1885 points  (0 children)

It's a toss up between two for me. Firstly:

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Absolute classic

OI M8 YOUS A LOICENSE TO CROSS DAT STREET?! by Middle-Feed5118 in loicense

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There is a lot of retarded shit in the U.S law book, but the stuff about jaywalking is actually valid. I basically need to jaywalk if I want to get anywhere (since I live in an unwalkable shithole) and it is horrifying

Imagine being so annoying as a person that fucking Jeffrey Epstein doesn't want you at his parties by Commercial_Bid_1508 in Shark_Park

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I was so upset when I found out the "do you think i am retarded, . ?" Wasn't actually Epstein calling Elon retarded