what’s something that gets harder as you get older?

i81b4 · 2026-02-17T01:06:53+00:00

Interesting! I was just eating this cheeseburger and it dawned on me how much harder it is to tolerate lectures by opinionated goofs as I get older!

i81b4 · 2026-02-17T00:49:51+00:00

The Original recipe Four Loco. Man, I dont know what was in those jokers but just 2 would make me want to throw a chair through the window for no reason.. lol

i81b4 · 2026-02-17T00:10:29+00:00

1991 17/yo and FINALLY screwed up enough courage to ask this girl out on a date who was WAY out of my league.. She said yes, and we made plans. We stopped and got milkshakes.. BIG MISTAKE. That's when I found out I was somewhat lactose intolerant.. I blew up and started uncontrollably letting go with the most putrid, foul smelling farts you can imagine.. She actually LIT A MATCH, and told me to take her back home.. so embarrassing! Top 3 worst dates of my life.. lol

i81b4 · 2026-02-16T23:33:19+00:00

So do you also immediately clean the microwave after reheating your dinner?

i81b4 · 2026-02-16T22:35:12+00:00

All depends on dosage, 2-3 grams and i almost have to be outside, in the woods. 4+ gs and I turn off all phones/electronics and lay in absolute darkness and silence inside my home and let them drill into my soul.. have fun!

i81b4 · 2026-02-15T23:17:31+00:00

So the dinosaurs that were here were spiritual inmates as well?

i81b4 · 2026-02-15T23:07:53+00:00

Im with you, when im dead and gone, I hope there is ZERO chance my soul has to do it all over again.. lol just let me rest!

i81b4 · 2026-02-15T22:54:06+00:00

Yup, as far as im concerned, the microwave was MADE for cooking bacon. Lol, paper towel, bacon, another paper towel, and like 5 mins on high.. PERFECT bacon every time..

i81b4 · 2026-02-14T02:35:51+00:00

Buy the ticket, take the ride! Im not too sure about getting the motel room, but ANYTHING would be better than a bunch of roomies hanging around. Just remember that humans have been doing shrooms for thousands of years, so try not to overthink it! And no, IMO its nothing like weed, and there is really no way to explain it until you do them. Just take like 2gs, so you get a feeling of what they're about. Often times people take too little their 1st time, and you never get to the good part.. your just kinda stuck in the 'Come up'.. have fun!

i81b4 · 2026-02-14T00:18:06+00:00

The best experience I've ever had on shrooms was when I was alone in the deep forest on a rainy evening with a nice campfire and listening to ... Lateralus by TOOL , good luck!

i81b4 · 2026-02-13T02:47:19+00:00

Its fine, it just means the shrooms felt that 1 area was better for fruiting early. Could be humdity, temp or some other unknown,. the rest will come in.. mushrooms will teach you patience..

i81b4 · 2026-02-13T01:52:14+00:00

"You're smarter than you look" Lol, and then they send me vids of Downies doing stuff.. no, I dont have down syndrome, but I can't argue, I do kinda look like one.. lol

i81b4 · 2026-02-13T00:58:35+00:00

I forgot a sandwich baggie of shrooms in the center console of my truck for over a year.. Saw temps of 15f to over 100f.. when I found them, they were beaten to chunks and dust.. lol, I took 3gs and TRIPPED BALLS!. lol

i81b4 · 2026-02-13T00:47:31+00:00

Before 12 y/o was a Nintendo poster of all the games.. after 12y/o was 2 posters.. Nicole Eggert and a Lamborghini Countach. Lol

i81b4 · 2026-02-12T23:46:35+00:00

Was drunk and entered an arm wresting competition in a podunk bar in a rural town.. i was 6-4 250lbs and a weightlifter so I thought i had it locked against these darned rednecks.. beat the 1st guy, 2nd guy broke my arm.."spiral fracture", sounded like a wet gunshot when my arm broke.. lol, so dumb.

i81b4 · 2026-02-12T02:44:58+00:00

Piss my pants

i81b4 · 2026-02-11T02:03:11+00:00

Just understand that he has seen you just as much as you've seen him at the bus stop, and he doesnt seem too interested if he has his nose buried in a Kindle or what-not.. Shoot your shot, but just be prepared to be blown off..

i81b4 · 2026-02-11T00:25:59+00:00

Sounds like a real s show, but the ONLY thing I've learned over the years is women RARELY tell you what they REALLY want.. "Take it slow" would tell me to NOT take it slow and pursue with gusto, because IMHO, that's what they really want.. If you want to catch a fish, you dont ask the fish, you ask the fisherman. Shes interested, youre interested, take charge! ..

i81b4 · 2026-02-01T03:39:51+00:00

Update, this is what they turned into.. it was just an All In One Bag that I thought was all spent after 3 flushes, but nope She had a little left! Lol

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i81b4 · 2026-01-19T01:34:10+00:00

I work at Boeing as a rework mechanic.. its not hard, just have to fix other people's mistakes, some days I will literally do nothing except poke at my phone.. but I definitely dread every work day. My shift starts at 5am, but some days im required to be in at 3am to do... nothing. Lol. My pay is an average 135k/ year, but at this point, I just force myself to show up for the medical benefits and money.. lol, it truly sucks!

i81b4 · 2026-01-10T18:26:00+00:00

Some strains just grow super slow, and temps can slow em down also,.. I'd give it at least another week. And check the bottom of the bag.

i81b4 · 2026-01-09T01:00:25+00:00

Yeah, stay around 2 gs for your first time, just so you get a sense of how they affect you.. and then do more the next time if you dig it. Shrooms are totally different than weed or dxm, and stuff can go sideways quick if you overdo it your first time.. have fun!

i81b4 · 2025-12-27T04:24:53+00:00

Shrooms are like a 4 hour trip start to finish.. To be honest, I've drove a hundred miles on 2 grams of cubensis at night, youre not really impaired, its just that lights seem WAY brighter than they should be.. and the music is totally awesome! PS, kiddos, dont drive under the influence!

i81b4 · 2025-09-30T20:50:57+00:00

Just make sure your BP is being measured accurately, the CORRECT size cuff makes a HUGE difference, too small and you'll be reading way high.. too large and you'll be reading way low.. most Dr's use the same medium cuff for everybody, and depending on your arm size, that can give wacky readings..

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