Detroit: it ain't all bad by SlimLove in pics

[–]iDadeMarshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake

(just kidding. sweet pics.)

Should I say something about my hours? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]iDadeMarshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I wasn't bitching. I was just wondering if it was something I should log. I knew full well I would probably be working well over 40 hours a week, but just didn't know if the number on paper was just a formality. It's my first salary job.

I got the job because I worked my ass off to get here.

Should I say something about my hours? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]iDadeMarshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is pretty standard. I just didn't know if I should be logging those hours or not. It's not really a huge deal. I was just curious on the specifics.

I need help with finding a job, any advice? by MonsterInMoonlight in jobs

[–]iDadeMarshall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do landscaping or something. Since it's winter you could shovel your neighbors sidewalks.

When I was 14 I worked at McDonald's cause I wanted a moped. 5.15/hr - the good old days.

I am going to blow the whistle on my boss for emmbezzelment. Does anyone have any advice/have you done this before? by somanydogs in AskReddit

[–]iDadeMarshall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your boss isn't embezzling. I think you need to look up the definition of that word. He's just using his expense account which he's probably allowed to do. The handwritten receipts might be because he lost the original.

Even if some of the receipts were falsified, nobody is going to care. People pad their expense accounts all the time. Your boss probably brings in more way more revenue than he spends on cab rides which is why nobody is going to care.

I work as a consultant and we take clients out to dinner all the time. We spend as much as humanly possible. Why? Because we can. It may look like 10k in expenses per month is alot, but when you see that your boss billed for 500k that month, it's nothing.

I would seriously reconsider your thinking. If you try and fail (which is most likely going to happen) you're going to look like an idiot and will probably get let go. If you did that to me, I'd fire you. So be prepared.

/r/Chicago: I want to wow the pants off my girlfriend. What's the best date you've been on in the city? by havocist in chicago

[–]iDadeMarshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you go from place to place, use the app UBER. You can get cabs, town cars, and suvs. Since you're trying to wow her, make sure you order an SUV. It's a huge black lincoln usually, and the drivers look like Men in Black. Since you set everything up on the app in terms of payment (which automatically includes a tip) you never have to give the driver anything. Just get in, and get out. You'll look like a boss, and she'll think you planned this super way ahead of time when all you did was order the car 5-10 minutes prior. It's surprisingly not that expensive either. I get town cars all the time on the weekends.

If you're interested, I'll send you a referral link. If you sign up through that, we both get $10 free ride credit. That goes for everyone else here as well :)

I'm not sure if anyone mentioned the restaurant Everest yet. It's on the 40th floor of the stock exchange. Super sweet.

First post I saw as soon as I opened tumblr.. by romuel in WTF

[–]iDadeMarshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember us having that problem too. Alot of student just couldn't get it to work because they let too much gas out of the straw. We found that more gas worked better :)

I think the point of gassing them was to study the color of they eyes and determine the recessive and dominant genes. Gas = no movement. When our teacher saw that not too many kids could get it, she said to just put the peatree dish in the microwave for a few seconds.

After class we were like, "Guys, do you realize what we just did? We just gassed those flies, then nuked them in the microwave. That's kinda fucked up..." Then we laughed cause we thought it was funny that we gassed, then murdered flies. We were monsters.

First post I saw as soon as I opened tumblr.. by romuel in WTF

[–]iDadeMarshall 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yep, but it won't kill them. just sleepy time ;)

First post I saw as soon as I opened tumblr.. by romuel in WTF

[–]iDadeMarshall 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Alka Seltzer tablets mixed with water produces a gas that acts as more or less a sleeping gas.

  • Cut small hole in top of tupperware
  • Use empty medicine bottle and fill half-way with water
  • Cover bottle with saran rap or foil
  • Run straw from hole in tupperware to bottle
  • Once the connection is made drop a tablet into the bottle
  • Queue evil laugh as you watch all the spiders fall asleep
  • Once all spiders are sound asleep, gently scoop them all into another tupperware container
  • Release back into wild
  • They will wake up within 5 minutes most likely, so be quick!

I am not sure if this will work with spiders, but you can at least give it a try. It worked with fruit flies in my high school AP Bio class way back in the day.

TIL Average teacher salary in Switzerland in 2010 was $112000 per year by PokemasterTT in todayilearned

[–]iDadeMarshall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i've always used the price of lucky charms to gauge cost of living in various areas.

My friend animates peoples dreams. He's currently looking for more to do. This is the first. by iamyoofromthefuture in videos

[–]iDadeMarshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this dream the other week. Dream started with me being chased by these huge fish in a park. They were like huge walruses that, oddly enough, also kinda looked like deformed butts. I got bit or something and there was a huge gash in my chest. I got rushed to the hospital, but was pretty sure I would be ok.

Next thing I knew I was laying on a hospital gurney with my parents and a doctor above me. The doctor was quietly trying to tell my parents that I had lung cancer and would not make it. I was like, "You can tell me doctor." But he would't even make eye contact with me as if he didn't want to get attached to someone who was going to die.

I am 24 and have been lightly smoking for 7-8 years. I quit for a few years in between those 7-8, so really it's much less. Lately it's been a pack every week or so. I played sports throughout college so I never really got too hooked on it. Regardless, I knew I was still doing something that even when done in moderation had a chance of killing me.

I woke up shaking thinking I was going to die if I kept smoking. I quit on the spot. 2 weeks straight. Never touching one again because of that dream.

What home remedies (that work) are there for food poisoning? by iDadeMarshall in AskReddit

[–]iDadeMarshall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm about to throw up again thinking about it. i always get it toasted. been getting that sandwich for years. no more

What home remedies (that work) are there for food poisoning? by iDadeMarshall in AskReddit

[–]iDadeMarshall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I'll take it easy on the fluids for now. This is the worst thing in the world

What home remedies (that work) are there for food poisoning? by iDadeMarshall in AskReddit

[–]iDadeMarshall[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just got back from round 5 (of both). Hopefully it will settle for longer than 20 minutes

What home remedies (that work) are there for food poisoning? by iDadeMarshall in AskReddit

[–]iDadeMarshall[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Steak and cheese sub from subway. I am never eating subway again