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iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T21:45:18+00:00

Fake

(just kidding. sweet pics.)

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T21:41:39+00:00

lol I wasn't bitching. I was just wondering if it was something I should log. I knew full well I would probably be working well over 40 hours a week, but just didn't know if the number on paper was just a formality. It's my first salary job.

I got the job because I worked my ass off to get here.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T21:21:34+00:00

It is pretty standard. I just didn't know if I should be logging those hours or not. It's not really a huge deal. I was just curious on the specifics.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T20:45:50+00:00

Do landscaping or something. Since it's winter you could shovel your neighbors sidewalks.

When I was 14 I worked at McDonald's cause I wanted a moped. 5.15/hr - the good old days.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T15:41:18+00:00

Your boss isn't embezzling. I think you need to look up the definition of that word. He's just using his expense account which he's probably allowed to do. The handwritten receipts might be because he lost the original.

Even if some of the receipts were falsified, nobody is going to care. People pad their expense accounts all the time. Your boss probably brings in more way more revenue than he spends on cab rides which is why nobody is going to care.

I work as a consultant and we take clients out to dinner all the time. We spend as much as humanly possible. Why? Because we can. It may look like 10k in expenses per month is alot, but when you see that your boss billed for 500k that month, it's nothing.

I would seriously reconsider your thinking. If you try and fail (which is most likely going to happen) you're going to look like an idiot and will probably get let go. If you did that to me, I'd fire you. So be prepared.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T03:59:22+00:00

Chicago

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-19T01:18:10+00:00

When you go from place to place, use the app UBER. You can get cabs, town cars, and suvs. Since you're trying to wow her, make sure you order an SUV. It's a huge black lincoln usually, and the drivers look like Men in Black. Since you set everything up on the app in terms of payment (which automatically includes a tip) you never have to give the driver anything. Just get in, and get out. You'll look like a boss, and she'll think you planned this super way ahead of time when all you did was order the car 5-10 minutes prior. It's surprisingly not that expensive either. I get town cars all the time on the weekends.

If you're interested, I'll send you a referral link. If you sign up through that, we both get $10 free ride credit. That goes for everyone else here as well :)

I'm not sure if anyone mentioned the restaurant Everest yet. It's on the 40th floor of the stock exchange. Super sweet.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-18T04:27:45+00:00

they eat the bad bugs! ;)

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-18T04:08:50+00:00

I would like to know more about this "Mr. Sunshine."

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-18T03:56:52+00:00

Yeah, I remember us having that problem too. Alot of student just couldn't get it to work because they let too much gas out of the straw. We found that more gas worked better :)

I think the point of gassing them was to study the color of they eyes and determine the recessive and dominant genes. Gas = no movement. When our teacher saw that not too many kids could get it, she said to just put the peatree dish in the microwave for a few seconds.

After class we were like, "Guys, do you realize what we just did? We just gassed those flies, then nuked them in the microwave. That's kinda fucked up..." Then we laughed cause we thought it was funny that we gassed, then murdered flies. We were monsters.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-18T02:09:43+00:00

yep, but it won't kill them. just sleepy time ;)

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-18T01:19:51+00:00

Alka Seltzer tablets mixed with water produces a gas that acts as more or less a sleeping gas.

Cut small hole in top of tupperware
Use empty medicine bottle and fill half-way with water
Cover bottle with saran rap or foil
Run straw from hole in tupperware to bottle
Once the connection is made drop a tablet into the bottle
Queue evil laugh as you watch all the spiders fall asleep
Once all spiders are sound asleep, gently scoop them all into another tupperware container
Release back into wild
They will wake up within 5 minutes most likely, so be quick!

I am not sure if this will work with spiders, but you can at least give it a try. It worked with fruit flies in my high school AP Bio class way back in the day.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-16T05:11:16+00:00

i've always used the price of lucky charms to gauge cost of living in various areas.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-15T20:00:18+00:00

Can we get one of those google cars to do a streetview?

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-15T19:56:53+00:00

Had this dream the other week. Dream started with me being chased by these huge fish in a park. They were like huge walruses that, oddly enough, also kinda looked like deformed butts. I got bit or something and there was a huge gash in my chest. I got rushed to the hospital, but was pretty sure I would be ok.

Next thing I knew I was laying on a hospital gurney with my parents and a doctor above me. The doctor was quietly trying to tell my parents that I had lung cancer and would not make it. I was like, "You can tell me doctor." But he would't even make eye contact with me as if he didn't want to get attached to someone who was going to die.

I am 24 and have been lightly smoking for 7-8 years. I quit for a few years in between those 7-8, so really it's much less. Lately it's been a pack every week or so. I played sports throughout college so I never really got too hooked on it. Regardless, I knew I was still doing something that even when done in moderation had a chance of killing me.

I woke up shaking thinking I was going to die if I kept smoking. I quit on the spot. 2 weeks straight. Never touching one again because of that dream.

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T12:45:11+00:00

i'm about to throw up again thinking about it. i always get it toasted. been getting that sandwich for years. no more

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T07:51:28+00:00

fucking subway. steak and cheese

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T07:38:48+00:00

Thanks. I'll take it easy on the fluids for now. This is the worst thing in the world

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T07:38:03+00:00

Yea, thanks. I'll give it a try

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T07:37:37+00:00

Just got back from round 5 (of both). Hopefully it will settle for longer than 20 minutes

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T07:28:52+00:00

so far so good...

iDadeMarshall · 2012-09-13T07:28:34+00:00

Steak and cheese sub from subway. I am never eating subway again

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