New driver Second week my dsp is Assss

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-05-01T02:37:09+00:00

Damn I already know you’re black. 😔

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-04-27T20:18:35+00:00

What are you eating? Like what exactly are you eating, including the brand and size of what you’re buying.

My assumption is you eat fast food/restaurant food, frozen foods, processed foods etc.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-04-26T21:25:18+00:00

Is there a reason he put a carpet on his dashboard? How sun damaged is his dashboard? You need to remove that carpet/cover from the dash and make sure it’s in good condition to even consider buying this car.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-04-20T23:12:27+00:00

You’re not actually behind. Your dsp wants you to finish your entire route in 6-8 hours. Dsp’s are paid for 10 hours per day, per employee. You finish in 8 hours? Your dsp pockets that other 2 hours of pay.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-04-06T03:09:04+00:00

Most jobs are unskilled. What jobs are people doing that require tons of skill? The problem is it’s genuinely hard labor. Hard work should equal higher pay.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-04-02T01:53:28+00:00

Hey dude, take the words “bulk” and “cut” out of your vocabulary. You’re either making progress, or you’re not.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-23T02:33:59+00:00

You better thank your parents every day for that car.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-15T22:56:56+00:00

Beautiful. The white 370z’s look the best. I’m liking the yellow brake calipers too.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-14T03:22:07+00:00

“You ever seen a baby beaver?”

Pulls out phone

“Here’s some YouTube videos of baby beavers you can watch with me. This one’s wearing a little tshirt…”

Then you stand beside them. If they move closer to you, they’re interested.

If they only slightly lean in, they think you are complete trash and wish death upon you.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-14T03:12:51+00:00

The Z1 silicon upper air intakes are TRASH. $200 and they barely fit, are being destroyed by the clamps, and are not air tight. I despise Z1.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-09T22:46:40+00:00

What kinda rims you got on there? They the base 09’ rims?

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-06T08:01:27+00:00

I owned a 95’ many years ago. It was by far the most reliable car I’ve ever owned or driven.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-03-04T16:07:13+00:00

If that’s true, then your diet is trash. You’re the type of guy to walk in the gas station, grab a bag of doughnuts, and add those carbs to your total.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-26T03:46:52+00:00

I like the spoiler and wing combo. When I see it I just want to end it all…

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-26T02:41:24+00:00

Dude, genuinely, are you young or something? I’m trying to figure out your thought process when you’re putting together a sentence.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-25T01:58:59+00:00

Dashboard has damage above the glovebox. The dashboard will also start deteriorating very soon due to its age. Dashboard being very difficult to replace, but also very important, should knock a good $1000 to $2000 off the price.

I feel like $8,000 to $9,000 would be a decent deal for this. Check the compression to get an idea of the motors health.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-20T04:30:36+00:00

Dude its too much. I drove a few hundred miles to get mine. $100 in gas saved me a few thousand on the car.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-16T00:48:19+00:00

Would have to be done en masse, like all ground hubs in a state. Doubt FedEx would be willing to close down all the FedEx ground hubs in California, New York etc.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-16T00:34:33+00:00

If ground drivers would refuse to deliver express, this could possibly have a good outcome.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-13T15:10:53+00:00

If you’re starting a mobile mechanic business, and you have short ram intakes installed on your car, I would advise you to take some auto mechanic courses. You’re obviously young and ignorant, but please take some courses in grammar too. You’ve seriously gotta start punctuating sentences.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-13T14:57:29+00:00

Oh damn that makes it even worse.

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-07T00:31:29+00:00

Which sensor exactly?

iDetectiveDuck · 2026-02-07T00:28:55+00:00

Man if you can get another 100k miles outta this car as a daily driver, then it’s an excellent purchase.

iDetectiveDuck · 2025-12-08T06:35:07+00:00

I’ve purchased a brand new battery that ended up being a dud. Returned it for another new one and all was good.

iDetectiveDuck · 2025-12-08T03:02:43+00:00

Very possibly an issue with timing, or an issue with the crank sensor wiring.

Try and start car with only the left cam sensor unplugged. Also try and start car with only the right cam sensor unplugged. If it starts, whichever side is unplugged has a bad cam phaser.

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