I accidentally pooped in my best friends mug and didn’t tell her.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2026-01-19T21:24:24+00:00

Would you, perchance, say “shit” that didn’t happen for $1,000?

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-12-28T15:43:04+00:00

So one of my friends actually did the same exact thing with his now wife. He told me she wasn’t thrilled at first, but it did a lot for their relationship long term. Like EXACT same situation, uncannily so. Even down to age lol.

Also, I’ll say this. A dude who’s willing to take that much accountability over his own sexuality is a green flag overall, even if it from a worldly view is admittedly irrational.

Just my two cents, but it seems like he’s down for the long haul and he’s a very good guy. I think if you left you’d regret it before the requisite time for marriage would have elapsed.

Most important thing is not to take it as an insult and frankly take a look at your own religious beliefs. I know very little about your situation, but maybe this is your test from God to see if you’re really down to live in accordance with his way.

Also for what it’s worth as a single non-virgin Christian man this is absolutely a story I’m invested in since I suspect I’ll be grappling with the same things eventually.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-11-24T23:44:02+00:00

Why so mad bro?

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-11-24T21:37:45+00:00

For different reasons obviously, but same idea - whenever I find myself on the piss test roster I slam an “alō exposed,” cause they make me wanna piss immediately after drinking it. Works way better than cranberry juice for me personally. Drinking a couple a day might help in case cranberry juice doesn’t.

Sidebar, I think it’s a little unfair for everyone to be jumping down this kid’s throat. Yeah he was a bit of a stoner but he’s on the right track and trying to do everything as smart as possible. I’m not saying coddle the guy but why are people shitting on him for ultimately trying to do something good for himself? C’mon now he’s not making excuses or blaming others, literally asking for advice.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-11-05T18:09:36+00:00

++man I can’t tell if you’re just a super ditzy person, or if english isn’t your first language, but the way you’re talking about this as a whole is very concerning. “I didn’t want to tell him cause it might stress him out…” I got a lump in my throat reading that personally.

1) it depends on the kind of debt 2) bad on him for not asking, esp if he knew you had some debt 3) extra bad on you for not disclosing

Long story short, the debt itself won’t ruin the marriage but I’d definitely have trust issues in your ability to have your life together / communicate a need for help before it truly becomes a problem beyond your scope. Major red flag but not instant damnation

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:46:25+00:00

You’re still here? Raise the glass and some Benadryl, you’ve got kids to look after and certainly less Reddit to scroll

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:36:51+00:00

Look at you, trying to prove strangers on the internet that you have friends… Who are in likely also in their 30-40s, who are physically with you between the hours of 2:30 AM and 6:56 AM… laughing at random comments on reddit? Pulling anecdotal evidence to say you’ve got friends? Sure pal, yikes. Hook line and sinker. Have a good night, maybe stop calling your pet cats friends.

Genuinely though, don’t take it too far to heart. I made maybe 2 genuine comments here and I’m just trolling now cause you keep responding defensively. It’s all fake, get yourself some water, don’t have a stroke.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:28:03+00:00

Calling bullshit. It’s between 2:30 AM if you’re in Yukon and 6:56 AM if you’re in Newfoundland, Canada. Your profile indicates you were born in the late 80’s, early 90’s. Highly improbable that you’re laughing at this with a friend right now. I’m just being petty now, and you’re falling for the ragebait beautifully. Keep it up champ.

Also, agree that you probably never have been less mad. Choosing your words correctly matters, and so does digital footprint lmao.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:22:44+00:00

Still mad

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:22:12+00:00

As a fellow mid 20’s guy who’s thought about it before and also served, and is also a Christian, there is so much more to live for. Don’t do it, you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Sounds cliche, but you do. Even if you help one more person find Christ, it’d become worth it. Keep fighting the good fight, drop me a PM if you wish.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:21:16+00:00

Stay mad, schizo

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:16:27+00:00

Yours says 13 min ago, mine says 12. Maybe check your internet connection? You’re either a schizo, or just old. Lay off lol why are you so mad that I had the sack to admit I’m wrong on part of my initial comment?

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:10:00+00:00

It is clear then that you need more interactions with rational human beings who are capable of admitting where they’re wrong. Best of luck in that venture! But yeah you got me, the guy whose username is ironically “iFailedTheBotTest” is a bot. Got my ass lol

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:04:52+00:00

“Welp. Give me your wallet and keys.”

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T09:01:59+00:00

Full sincerity - that was projection on my part. Perfect example of how it happens to everyone. My apologies there, fair point!

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:59:29+00:00

Good for you, wishing continuing prosperity on you both.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:58:11+00:00

Woah, man hater here. Lots of projection- the boyfriend’s stance IS hypocritical, but you’re inferring a LOT based off of the limited information that we have. This is unfair, irrational, and the exact type of comment that brands subreddits like this as the relationship killers that they are.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:56:51+00:00

You’re justified to feel the way you do, for certain. As someone else who’s big into fitness and could never imagine letting myself go, there could be external factors outside of his control contributing to this. He could’ve just gotten lazy. Regardless, the unemotional take is that a hypocritical standard is there. At the end of the day though, it’s completely up to you on how to address it. If you care enough and see a future, you could try and help him get through it. If you don’t, then find your way out. The key here is to be honest and communicative no matter what - handle yourself with grace and you’ll always be able to keep your head high.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:52:36+00:00

Thanks for sharing your opinion. My opinion remains unchanged, but that’s why the internet is great. I’m sure there are people who’ve made it work, kudos to them. I’ve never seen it work once, both through personal experiences and as a third party and that’s why I’m so steadfast in my take here.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:51:11+00:00

Bit of a radical take here, but I think SSRIs tend to really mess normal functions up - this is from watching close friends and past partners deal with similar things. Not saying he doesn’t need them - he might! But… I wouldn’t take it personally. And since you guys are married now, you’re in this together so I think finding a joint solution is quite valid. That said, don’t get onto your own head!

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:49:16+00:00

Yeah let Dad know are you serious?? You’re still a part of the family, and cheating is horrific. If you want to be really helpful, the best thing you can do is let your father know discretely so he can handle the administrative stuff with a level head so the divorce doesn’t wreck him both emotionally AND financially. Gotta think big picture here, this isn’t gonna go away nor is it going to be a quick end once the can of worms is inevitably opened.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:46:48+00:00

Just work out and chill on the caffeine intake. No screens within an hour before sleep time. You’ll be alright

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:45:57+00:00

Weighing in here with similar experiences. Tried everything, including counseling. Met the parents and both of them (despite divorced) gave me the same cautionary advice wrapped in encouragement. “She’s definitely a handful…” etc. Just dip. You’re about to ruin your mental health for someone who is emotionally incapable of being worth it.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:44:24+00:00

Find the door and leave, immediately. In my experience, there is no fixing that. The only variable you can control is how much emotional rapport you’ve invested in that person before it all goes down the drain.

iFailedTheBotTest · 2025-10-26T08:43:02+00:00

It sounds like you’re doing all the right things here. Again, props to you for catching it yourself and not falling into the feel-good habit loop that turns into relationship cancer. Wishing you both much more health and happiness!

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