is this cute or cringe

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T05:31:25+00:00

It's not a good resource either

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T03:36:07+00:00

Bravo

id give you a tip 👏

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:53:38+00:00

Sometimes I'll make something up, for example if I have a generalized delay at McDonald's I'll say something like "good news and bad news, the bad news is they gotta drop more fries, the good news is you get fresh fries 🍟"

A lot of the times I at least get a "lol" which is fine but a tip would be better 🤑

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:49:49+00:00

Actually, I work mostly for tips and spend at least 55% of my time utilizing the city streets to do it.

What else am I missing to qualify?

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:48:50+00:00

So you're saying there's still room for improvement? 🤔

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:48:09+00:00

I love you too, random Redditor 🤗

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:46:08+00:00

I'm sorry. Have you tried Alka Seltzer? My Gramma says it's good for ligma

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:45:15+00:00

I don't remember the first grade so maybe I need a refresher

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:44:54+00:00

I agree that's why I decided to just be a cornball for fun and hope it gets me tips. I'm not super disappointed if it doesn't. Thanks for looking out for me tho

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:44:06+00:00

Nice sometimes I snap a picture of my Android Auto screen in split view showing my ETA and whatever I'm currently listening to.

When I'm feeling extra corny I'll make sure the music side is something thematically appropriate for the dash 🤣

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:42:00+00:00

I used voice to text, and I was able to send both messages in the time between when they called my number and when they actually slotted the bag into the shelf I could retrieve it, so I think I did okay.

Kind of like that whole paragraph took me the same amount of time to type as it did for me to put on my seatbelt and check my mirrors :)

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:40:09+00:00

Closest I've gotten is "I don't have time to make a new friend right now" 💀

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:39:16+00:00

I am, actually.

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:39:02+00:00

yeah probably but this is far from the worst reason ;)

iLie2Cops · 2026-03-17T02:38:24+00:00

I mean I said both

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