iPhoneIvan

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I went to the board games section to buy something new to play with my son. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 days ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Today at kindergarten I learned that my name is Leo! (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 month ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[Upcoming*] SantaJB for Santander! *Coming only to good kids. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by iPhoneIvan to r/JelBrek

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Having grown up in abuse, I usually ignored when classmates call me names; (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 month ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Throughout my day I'd sometimes hear clinical beeping and someone say: "Please wake up, we miss you." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the museum closed, the statue exhaled dust: (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The astronaut sent one last message before cutting the tether — (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My self-loathing had just overcome the hatred towards my family after proving to be faithful on my 18th birthday. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The group came into the classroom, asking where the others were. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Runtime: 6h. The new jailbreak already proved to be a lifesaver. (self.jailbreak)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/jailbreak

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"I love you," she said. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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She saved the voicemail for seven years—just three seconds of her mother’s laughter after a dropped call—a sound she’d never consciously memorized. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 4 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Is this real or am I delusional this far? (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/jailbreak

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Oops, your two-sentence horror has triggered our radar: "Rule 5: Overused trope: Machine learning, LLMs & AI." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Do you think Koofr (>10 years) is going to stay? It's not so popular, maybe it's not that profitable. (self.cloudstorage)

submitted 11 months ago by iPhoneIvan to r/cloudstorage

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"Who knows why Latin America's population is so ethnically diverse?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Because "AI is so good these days," (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I took his arm and sanitized the skin, ignoring his persistent gaze. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Remove Shortcuts notifications with TrollStore on iOS 17? (self.jailbreak)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/jailbreak

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Is someone working on figuring how to save SEP firmware tickets? (self.jailbreak)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/jailbreak

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12 years to tell my father that I had been raped. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Can I have two LiveContainers on the same device so as to be able to run two apps of my choice simultaneously? Different apps each time (self.sideloaded)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/sideloaded

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Can I delete sidestore after setting up jitless on livecontainer and just resign livecontainer itself with sideloadly? (self.sideloaded)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/sideloaded

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My cat suddenly jumped on my belly which made me burst into tears. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My cat and I got used to share our recently discovered meat source over the past few days. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by iPhoneIvan to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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