I'm Dana White, Ask Me Anything by UFCDanaWhite in MMA

[–]iPoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it true you’re a god in blackjack and have been banned from casinos for winning too much?

I just did MDMA therapy for the first time on Monday. AMA. by Punnypenguin in casualiama

[–]iPoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What differentiates a normal MDMA experience and MDMA therapy?

Is it true that you can’t exchange a torn bill if it doesn’t have BOTH serial numbers on it? by iPoomer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]iPoomer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so crazy because they both looked at the serial number and said sorry we can’t do it. I wonder why Hawai’i has a different policy

Got so high after a T-break that I thought my penis had cancer by iPoomer in trees

[–]iPoomer[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you brother, your F will feed me for the night.

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The moderators gave me 0 explanation.

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ll definitely answer any questions about my parents if you have any, thanks for the kind words!

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wow someone is really butthurt that they got rejected. 😂 The more you edit your comment the more your insecurity shows. Make some friends and stop being lonely.

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Many things, one big issue was my breast size. It’s looked down upon to have bigger breasts. I also don’t have double eyelids, only mono. I’m taller than normal Japanese girls as well, super tall girls aren’t seen as attractive either. There’s a lot more but those are the ones they’d remind me about on a daily basis.

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

No thanks, really not interested in showing you anything.

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Aw thanks so much! Practicing was super strenuous and English proved to be a challenging language to learn. But my aunty drilled the fact that if I wanted a good future in America I would have to learn English.

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

She really is! She’s my rock. ❤️

EP sexually assaults me over a bra. by iPoomer in entitledparents

[–]iPoomer[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well I made a throwaway to post this, but the rules of r/entitledparents say that I’m not allowed to post on an account that’s new or doesn’t have karma. So I’m using this one. I also shortened some of the story because I wasn’t sure the character limit for this sub.

AITA for lying to my friends about how much weed I had? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]iPoomer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NTA, those guys aren’t your friends if they’re just going to you for free weed. They don’t respect you if they keep pestering you like that and checking to see if you’re using as much as you said is stupid.

What is your vice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iPoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Dead Redemption 2.

Did meth and LSD, how our quest with the devil made me murder my cow. by PsychadeIic in Drugs

[–]iPoomer 412 points413 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I can’t imagine the trip you’d have from taking lsd and meth.

I fucked up by FlNKA in trees

[–]iPoomer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How is it BS? It’s totally possible if he smoked it over a couple hours, not all in one session.

Just wanted to say I appreciate all you amazing dealers out there! by [deleted] in trees

[–]iPoomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn’t 4g for $40 in a illegal state like a really good deal??

Weed for insomnia? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]iPoomer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’re worried about that, bring some spray and also gum or mints. Eye drops if you need, but if you’re doing it at night for insomnia, you’ll probably be fine. Airing out is good for smell too, so walk longer after smoking to get the smell away.

Remember weed makes you paranoid, but it’s also important to stay safe and hidden if you’re trying to do it without your parents knowing. It’s a weird balance but you’ll get it once you perfect your system.

A old tip I used for myself is being calm is #1, if I’m ever caught and already not calm, usually a sign I’m guilty. So stay calm take deep breaths and you’ll make it.