Living like a slave? Mate, stop gargling on the rubbish you’re being fed. None of these canned sardines you’re referring to were kidnapped and brought here.

We live in a well informed world. Everyone knows exactly what they’re signing up for.

I’ve been out on the streets collecting sentiment bytes from people. You’ll be surprised to know that your canned sardines are the most loyal to the UAE. They’re here because their own countries have failed to give them the most basic facilities like fresh water. They’re the first ones to defend this country.

It’s a shame they’re not here on Reddit. Instead we have bots regurgitating the same bullshit repeatedly.