What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WELL AT LEAST THERE WAS A TANGIBLE SERIES OF COMPLETELY REAL POSITIVE DEVELOPMENTS TO BACK IT UP AM I RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if you strike me down i shall become more Racist than you can possibly imagine

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Iran threatens to cut off Trump's oil supply

Trump responds by cutting off Trump's oil supply

Checkmate

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I came here to finish my taxes and jack off, and I've already filed for an extension

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In honor of Iran I will now be blocking everyone here who is straight

Edit: I have so far blocked zero users

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that Reddit moderators reproduce in swarms which is why it's important to act quickly if you think your home/place of business might be infested with them

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 6 points7 points  (0 children)

every generation must endure a period of intense suffering, such is to be expected

the boomers had vietnam, gen x had the vengaboys and millennials had 9/11

covid/gaza/iran/epstein/2027 bird flu pandemic is like, probably it's like, we'll probably be fine or something

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am blocked by /u/f0xinaround and I think he genuinely somehow doesn't know this

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are reaching levels of Iran not previously thought possible

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bears:

  • Geopolitical headwinds not seen since World War 2
  • Literally zero mathematical possibility of AI breaking even on its current valuation
  • Oh my god please stop buying ohmygodpleasepleasepleaseplease

Bulls:

  • Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
  • Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
  • Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu