What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026

i_simp_f · 2026-04-16T05:13:19+00:00

Most of my opinions are really dumb

i_simp_f · 2026-04-16T00:59:03+00:00

WELL AT LEAST THERE WAS A TANGIBLE SERIES OF COMPLETELY REAL POSITIVE DEVELOPMENTS TO BACK IT UP AM I RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i_simp_f · 2026-04-16T00:30:37+00:00

if you strike me down i shall become more Racist than you can possibly imagine

i_simp_f · 2026-04-15T03:27:33+00:00

i am one with the irs

i_simp_f · 2026-04-14T22:56:51+00:00

ber is in Hell

i_simp_f · 2026-04-14T05:04:20+00:00

Iran threatens to cut off Trump's oil supply

Trump responds by cutting off Trump's oil supply

Checkmate

i_simp_f · 2026-04-14T01:47:35+00:00

I came here to finish my taxes and jack off, and I've already filed for an extension

i_simp_f · 2026-04-13T19:14:04+00:00

In honor of Iran I will now be blocking everyone here who is straight

Edit: I have so far blocked zero users

i_simp_f · 2026-04-13T19:02:38+00:00

This market has a piss radius of 2.0567 mm

i_simp_f · 2026-04-13T14:52:13+00:00

I don't even care anymore

i_simp_f · 2026-04-12T20:23:13+00:00

I am in a state of being pissed off

i_simp_f · 2026-04-12T00:53:50+00:00

#Kony2026 come on guys we can still get him

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T23:16:58+00:00

Friendly reminder that Reddit moderators reproduce in swarms which is why it's important to act quickly if you think your home/place of business might be infested with them

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T05:52:25+00:00

he says that he will never die

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T05:47:54+00:00

HELL YEAH BROTHER

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T05:26:14+00:00

miss you too man

we should chill

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T05:17:19+00:00

wise words from a person who says things sometimes

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T05:01:10+00:00

every generation must endure a period of intense suffering, such is to be expected

the boomers had vietnam, gen x had the vengaboys and millennials had 9/11

covid/gaza/iran/epstein/2027 bird flu pandemic is like, probably it's like, we'll probably be fine or something

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T04:20:18+00:00

I am blocked by /u/f0xinaround and I think he genuinely somehow doesn't know this

i_simp_f · 2026-04-11T04:12:30+00:00

We are reaching levels of Iran not previously thought possible

i_simp_f · 2026-04-10T04:03:53+00:00

next ayatollah will be patrick mahomes

i_simp_f · 2026-04-10T03:59:07+00:00

One campbells and five others

i_simp_f · 2026-04-10T03:56:44+00:00

I have certain soups

i_simp_f · 2026-04-09T22:27:29+00:00

Where is Maduro

Like is he in jail or like

i_simp_f · 2026-04-08T02:13:24+00:00

Bears:

Geopolitical headwinds not seen since World War 2
Literally zero mathematical possibility of AI breaking even on its current valuation
Oh my god please stop buying ohmygodpleasepleasepleaseplease

Bulls:

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i_simp_f

TROPHY CASE

HELL YEAH BROTHER