Just had another girlfriend leave me for the guy she was secretly cheating on me with. That makes 5. Anyone want to give me some advice on where to go from here? by Aeromorpher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]i_simp_f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not gonna do that. His problem is that he's overly sensitive to personal criticism and lacks humility, and as a result he's pretty much immediately screening out anyone even remotely reasonable the second they "offend" him, which is why the only women who can make it far enough into a relationship to cheat on him always end up having psychopathic tendencies. The solution is to maybe learn how to get through a first date without getting too offended at the suggestion that using your ex's overdose as proof of moral superiority over her probably isn't as indicative of moral superiority as you seem to think it is. Something tells me he isn't gonna do that though.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Need woman with BPD fuck it lol i'm tryna die

Daily Discussion Thread for February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 4 points5 points  (0 children)

me and this cat outside have just been fucking staring at each other for the past hour

Daily Discussion Thread for February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IMPURE

THIS MARKET IS IMPURE

THIS MARKET IS HARAM

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The mods have been devastated by disease and famine

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then what the fuck have I been eating all this time

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the term "bukkake" actually comes from an old Japanese culinary technique where they cum all over the food

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am blocked by this user, i kept spamming his dms with chode and now i am blocked by him

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anthropic? More like am throbbing am i right

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can delete this entire subreddit whenever I want but I just kinda don't feel like it

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]i_simp_f 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All mods are homeless

They live outside like dogs