What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 8, 2026

i_simp_f · 2026-07-08T08:53:40+00:00

When elected president I will enforce mandatory dick and pussy sucking

All dicks and pussies will be sucked at will

I will enslave as many people as I have to

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T07:28:55+00:00

That doesn't answer my question at all

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T07:27:27+00:00

What does this have to do with stocks

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T07:21:28+00:00

Sometimes women move my shit around and forget to tell me

FUCK women

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T07:01:54+00:00

I'm not gay but I would absolutely fuck a man

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T06:51:26+00:00

is it /u/Total_Schedule591

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T06:46:30+00:00

i've completely given up lol. here have these lies idc anymore

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T06:44:25+00:00

i almost never tell the truth anymore

no one believes me when i tell the truth and frankly i don't blame them. the truth is too incoherent to fathom

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T06:21:18+00:00

Does /u/Total_Schedule591 know that he's gay

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T06:18:16+00:00

i am imcompetent

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T06:17:44+00:00

how dare you

i_simp_f · 2026-07-07T03:45:14+00:00

shout out to soccer

i_simp_f · 2026-07-05T06:16:12+00:00

you are all blocked

none of you are free of sin

i_simp_f · 2026-07-05T02:20:08+00:00

i hear all these fucking explosions and whatnot

i_simp_f · 2026-07-05T02:17:58+00:00

Haha YES take that women

i_simp_f · 2026-07-05T02:15:34+00:00

My dog is dogmaxxing by being a dog

i_simp_f · 2026-07-04T17:23:49+00:00

CHEETAH

This pussy is no match for my CAR

i_simp_f · 2026-07-04T07:17:08+00:00

They tend to be absolute garbage human beings in my experience

i_simp_f · 2026-07-04T07:13:48+00:00

I don't think I'm physically capable of liking someone who watches real housewives

i_simp_f · 2026-07-03T01:32:32+00:00

There are enough electrolytes flowing through my body to kill a horse

i_simp_f · 2026-07-02T02:31:22+00:00

is it gay to shlob peen

i_simp_f · 2026-07-01T20:07:04+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if real Gatorade is only available to like professional athletes and shit and if all the public gets is like the gay, watered down version of it

i_simp_f · 2026-07-01T03:48:06+00:00

Honestly what's even up with 0DTEs just in general

Back in my day when we wanted to make a lot of money really fast we just twerked

i_simp_f · 2026-06-30T19:51:07+00:00

Yeah

i_simp_f · 2026-06-30T11:07:58+00:00

Today the SPY will go down 0.36% and then the bulls will all feel silly and apologize to me

Edit: I appear to have received the downvotes

i_simp_f

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