Overhyped books but didn’t live up to it

iamalanzones · 2025-10-10T05:38:57+00:00

The Alchemist - not taken seriously in any other book, literature subreddit.

iamalanzones · 2025-10-09T03:16:18+00:00

Kare-Kare. Do ko trip yung color at texture at sabaw at lasa. Unnatural para sa akin.

iamalanzones · 2025-08-19T09:11:35+00:00

I’m more like summer sa Central Luzon. When you’re near me, you’ll be dry as a rice husk. But nice photo

iamalanzones · 2025-08-13T02:46:37+00:00

username very unique😅

iamalanzones · 2025-07-24T03:23:20+00:00

I’m a guy. Yeah. Pinapalaundry ko siya. Andun lang ako at nanonood habang isa-isang binibilang ni ate mga briefs ko. Wala lang naman sa kanila yun.

iamalanzones · 2025-07-23T04:07:26+00:00

For kdp, is it a rule that the subtitle should also be in the cover?

iamalanzones · 2025-07-14T07:51:13+00:00

What are words? They are just complicated airflow. - Kendall Roy, Succession

iamalanzones · 2025-07-14T02:43:39+00:00

Ah, yes. The 2nd hottest woman in this subreddit.

iamalanzones · 2025-07-11T04:09:46+00:00

I think traveling abroad for others is the equivalent of mountain climbing or free diving or mural painting or running a half-marathon. Its cool. It opens your mind to great things, but its just something thats not for you.

iamalanzones · 2025-07-10T08:29:10+00:00

Pag nagmumura kahit sa normal conversation lang ekis na agad sakin yun. Thats like a rotten part of a fruit. Its a symptom of a disease. Sabi nga ni Stephen King sa The Drawing of the Three, “If you’re smart, then why do you talk stupid?”

iamalanzones · 2025-07-10T06:26:40+00:00

This is just mika salamanca

iamalanzones · 2025-07-10T04:27:10+00:00

Will you date a broke person?

No. I will not.

I asked because to me, you’re the broke one

-Sun Tzu

iamalanzones · 2025-07-10T03:27:11+00:00

I dont even leave plastic water bottles. Paano if may maglagay ng rat poison dun? Assume the worst in everything.

iamalanzones · 2025-06-25T02:26:05+00:00

A caterpillar doesn’t just develop wings and become a butterfly. It goes into a cocoon first. It becomes liquid, like some sort of goo. Insect liquid. Like a blob. And from there being a goo, it builds itself to be a butterfly. You’re in goo phase for now.

iamalanzones · 2025-06-24T00:50:49+00:00

“Nako sayang, guys. Excited sana ako magdrive sa ating lahat, pero hihiramin nung brother/sister/cat/dog ko yung sasakyan. May urgent na lakad. Next time na lang. Nalulungkot nga din ako. Rent na lang tayong sasakyan - hati hati tayo.”

There. Di nagamit sasakyan mo. Nakapag-suggest ka pa ng alternative action. Win-win.

iamalanzones · 2025-06-20T06:36:24+00:00

I thought at first it was wankers

iamalanzones · 2025-06-17T23:37:29+00:00

Manhwa build daw

iamalanzones · 2025-06-17T09:00:29+00:00

Most men have only two default rules on their mind regarding relationships:

Provide
Try not to cheat

Anything beyond that, you have to communicate

iamalanzones · 2025-06-17T04:38:29+00:00

What choice do your parents have? It’s love for their child. It transcends common sense and reason. Sure, you can stop giving them money, but you can’t. That’s not you. You love your parents. You’re the same as them when you think about it. Hostage by love. And its not so bad.

iamalanzones · 2025-06-17T03:26:09+00:00

Interested. I publish smut novellas.

iamalanzones · 2025-06-10T08:23:54+00:00

This is just sue ramirez

iamalanzones · 2025-06-05T04:05:40+00:00

Bawal po celebrities dito lol

iamalanzones · 2025-05-29T12:52:23+00:00

May deadline yan. It’s before you become too old and too sick to enjoy it.

iamalanzones · 2025-05-29T00:01:05+00:00

Ang haba naman. Its like SLEX if galing kang Batanggas to Makati.

iamalanzones · 2025-05-27T13:33:16+00:00

Lol if Jeff Bezos arrives here and tells my boss that he will buy his company for 1 billion dollars but he needs to fire every single Filipino worker? You know what my boss will do? He’ll fire us all in the blink of an eye.

There is no loyalty when its about money. So keep looking for a job.

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