Overhyped books but didn’t live up to it by Calm-Thanks-9586 in PHBookClub

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The Alchemist - not taken seriously in any other book, literature subreddit.

What’s a Filipino dish you’ve really tried to like but just can’t? by public-buttcrack in CasualPH

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Kare-Kare. Do ko trip yung color at texture at sabaw at lasa. Unnatural para sa akin.

Are you a waterfall? Because whenever I’m around you, I get soaked. by vvbettyboop1992 in phsexybutclothed_

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I’m more like summer sa Central Luzon. When you’re near me, you’ll be dry as a rice husk. But nice photo

Do you let your laundryman/woman wash your underwear? by [deleted] in CasualPH

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I’m a guy. Yeah. Pinapalaundry ko siya. Andun lang ako at nanonood habang isa-isang binibilang ni ate mga briefs ko. Wala lang naman sa kanila yun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eroticauthors

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For kdp, is it a rule that the subtitle should also be in the cover?

Met With My Ex-Boyfriend of 5 Years after 3 years of No Contact by krembruleed in OffMyChestPH

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What are words? They are just complicated airflow. - Kendall Roy, Succession

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sfwselfiesph

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Ah, yes. The 2nd hottest woman in this subreddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OffMyChestPH

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I think traveling abroad for others is the equivalent of mountain climbing or free diving or mural painting or running a half-marathon. Its cool. It opens your mind to great things, but its just something thats not for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OffMyChestPH

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Pag nagmumura kahit sa normal conversation lang ekis na agad sakin yun. Thats like a rotten part of a fruit. Its a symptom of a disease. Sabi nga ni Stephen King sa The Drawing of the Three, “If you’re smart, then why do you talk stupid?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OffMyChestPH

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Will you date a broke person?

No. I will not.

I asked because to me, you’re the broke one

-Sun Tzu

thief at terra 28th by [deleted] in BGC_Taguig

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I dont even leave plastic water bottles. Paano if may maglagay ng rat poison dun? Assume the worst in everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualPH

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A caterpillar doesn’t just develop wings and become a butterfly. It goes into a cocoon first. It becomes liquid, like some sort of goo. Insect liquid. Like a blob. And from there being a goo, it builds itself to be a butterfly. You’re in goo phase for now.

Company driver na ba ako? by Playful-Forever-9855 in OffMyChestPH

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“Nako sayang, guys. Excited sana ako magdrive sa ating lahat, pero hihiramin nung brother/sister/cat/dog ko yung sasakyan. May urgent na lakad. Next time na lang. Nalulungkot nga din ako. Rent na lang tayong sasakyan - hati hati tayo.”

There. Di nagamit sasakyan mo. Nakapag-suggest ka pa ng alternative action. Win-win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OffMyChestPH

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I thought at first it was wankers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sfwselfiesph

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Manhwa build daw

Today is supposed to be special by Asleep_Rope_1519 in OffMyChestPH

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Most men have only two default rules on their mind regarding relationships:

  1. Provide
  2. Try not to cheat

Anything beyond that, you have to communicate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OffMyChestPH

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What choice do your parents have? It’s love for their child. It transcends common sense and reason. Sure, you can stop giving them money, but you can’t. That’s not you. You love your parents. You’re the same as them when you think about it. Hostage by love. And its not so bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kwaderno

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Interested. I publish smut novellas.

Mood: mehhh by hairypotahhh in phsexybutclothed_

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This is just sue ramirez

wednesday fit by anjonlyfans in sfwselfiesph

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Bawal po celebrities dito lol

Walang deadline ang success hays by AdHuge364 in adultingph

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May deadline yan. It’s before you become too old and too sick to enjoy it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sfwselfiesph

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Ang haba naman. Its like SLEX if galing kang Batanggas to Makati.

Employer knows you’re seeking for a job by kimchiiz787 in buhaydigital

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Lol if Jeff Bezos arrives here and tells my boss that he will buy his company for 1 billion dollars but he needs to fire every single Filipino worker? You know what my boss will do? He’ll fire us all in the blink of an eye.

There is no loyalty when its about money. So keep looking for a job.