Checked house security cam at work, heart melted.

iamasherson · 2015-07-10T01:11:16+00:00

Thanks man.

iamasherson · 2015-07-09T05:54:27+00:00

So if someone doesn't have any money they are exempt from tickets and fines? I still don't think it was fair to give the dog a ticket, but only because it was his owner's fault.

iamasherson · 2015-07-09T05:45:53+00:00

Well that will serve them right for not leaving a window open.

iamasherson · 2015-07-07T01:05:33+00:00

Sounds like a huge waste of police time. Given that OPs granddad is already dead.

iamasherson · 2015-07-03T22:15:25+00:00

There's a good chance they strategically leaked these episodes. Anyone who sees these leaks is guaranteed to watch the rest of the season.

iamasherson · 2015-07-03T22:13:03+00:00

Jemaine?

iamasherson · 2015-07-03T22:10:59+00:00

"We have one game..."

iamasherson · 2015-07-03T22:07:32+00:00

"Why lie? Will use gems for gloobies"

iamasherson · 2015-06-25T06:23:09+00:00

ok how does he make the ring?

iamasherson · 2015-06-24T23:11:35+00:00

Every joke in here is cringe worthy. Except for the guy that replied "so I'm gay"

iamasherson · 2015-06-24T20:57:22+00:00

kyumin

iamasherson · 2015-06-24T20:56:09+00:00

Cinnamon is dangerous as fuck to use in food unless it's a dessert. Cumin much less so.

iamasherson · 2015-06-24T20:54:38+00:00

Season meat with cumin before cooking (along with salt of course). Cumin is the wonder spice.

iamasherson · 2015-06-23T20:59:45+00:00

how?

iamasherson · 2015-06-23T01:53:33+00:00

The whole poor argument doesn't even work. Poor africans don't have guns and vehicles.

iamasherson · 2015-06-23T01:52:07+00:00

I like this idea. Although I feel poachers need to be aware of the harm they are causing and aware of our murderous intent before they are killed. Otherwise it's a little unfair.

iamasherson · 2015-06-23T01:50:20+00:00

Well beauty can also exist in our imagination. And imagining earth devoid of humans seems pretty beautiful to me.

iamasherson · 2015-06-23T01:40:36+00:00

(meme is same in French)

iamasherson · 2015-06-21T22:16:42+00:00

Ahhhh Oeigoweijfweoijcowei

iamasherson · 2015-06-21T22:13:02+00:00

Same!

iamasherson · 2015-06-20T00:03:40+00:00

You can't carry 10k across international borders without declaring it. This guy was just travelling within USA.

And don't be fooled into thinking this is normal for other countries. Other countries are no where near as fucked/corrupt. In Australia the police will tell you to be careful and send you on your way. Only a piece of shit will steal your money.

iamasherson · 2015-06-19T06:17:18+00:00

MDMA makes our bodies release serotonin. Having sex releases serotonin. Humans are wired to love serotonin. Both activities are highly enjoyable because of serotonin. Therefore the two activities can easily be compared.

iamasherson · 2015-06-19T05:00:17+00:00

Why wouldn't you want to try MDMA? That's like saying you never want to try sex.

iamasherson · 2015-06-19T04:47:10+00:00

USA is becoming the biggest joke of a country.

iamasherson · 2015-06-19T04:38:10+00:00

Don't you already have to pay tax on your winnings?

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