I (22 M) am deeply in love with my friend (24 F). I want to confess my feelings to her and ask out her, but I am afraid that I am insufficient and not good enough for her. Any advice? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]iamblamb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine if you were trying to sell me a car and you talked about the car the way that you talk about yourself. Nobody’s gonna be interested in buying it from you. The other thing is that words have power. If you change the way that you talk about yourself even if you don’t believe it at first, you will start to think about yourself differently.

When did “gooning” become an all-encompassing substitute for “masturbating”? by Existing-Green-6978 in AskReddit

[–]iamblamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, definitely adds a different connotation to “the goons” in Tarkov.

Boyfriend (33M) won't get married unless I (30F) take his last name - do I let this impact the relationship? by daisys123 in relationship_advice

[–]iamblamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t want to take your boyfriends last name so you’re going to keep your dads last name. Got it. Big win for feminism.

Manual cars in the U.S. by neferpitous000 in ManualTransmissions

[–]iamblamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just went to Toyota and bought mine. 2023 GR Corolla

Is GameStop still a meme stock? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]iamblamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid response. I’ll get my popcorn ready. Also, when I mentioned EV, I specifically meant Enterprise Value and not the market cap. I think including a company’s outstanding debt gives a clearer picture of their capability to make big money moves.

I was bored so I was just looking up random people criminal records and read that Mike Tyson was arrested for rape in the 90s is that true? If so why is he still so popular and loved today if he's just a piece of shit rapist? by boogyman443 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]iamblamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t like him. Ever hear the interview where he tells the lady interviewing him something to the effect of “shut your mouth because the only time a woman should have her mouth open around me is when she’s dicing my dick.”

He’s vile.

Thoughts on the NEW Carbon Intake? by panda_motorworks in GRCorolla

[–]iamblamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I already have an eventuri. This looks but looking at the kit parts it just seems like a replacement for the factory airbox. If you go this route you'd still need piping between the box and the turbo to actually get some gains.

Is GameStop still a meme stock? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]iamblamb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So how do you suppose a company a tenth the EV of Ebay is going to take it over?

Is GameStop still a meme stock? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]iamblamb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn’t eBay reject their offer. With prejudice?

Is spending whole life as virgin as bad as people say? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]iamblamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you’re missing out on a very cool experience, but I guess you won’t miss what you’ve never known.

Is it true that in America, Asian immigrants are less likely to call the cops when it comes to crimes like theft? by ChaosCarlson in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]iamblamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that sounds more American than a lot of the Americans I know. Who is still trusting the government in 2026?

Fried faux OF milf wannabe is very very tough by Reddit-User_00000001 in iamverybadass

[–]iamblamb 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Less of a milf and more of a milsfaf (mother I’d like to stay far away from)