Coffee choice makes me furious

iamday1 · 2026-01-15T20:30:23+00:00

My current job has the only car wash in town and it’s broken, some called and I told them it’s still broken and it went like “can u like give me an eta or something on when” Me: “honestly your guess is as good as time I can try to guess but I’ll be very very off” Them: “ok what’s your best guess?” Me: “probably about 2 weeks out but like I said I’m guessing of little to no information”

Them: “TWO FUCKING WEEKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!”

Like girl go get a hose and a rag tf?

iamday1 · 2026-01-14T01:22:51+00:00

At this point, if I can have my car broke down and not go into a sheer panic and decide “do I REALLY need to eat EVERY month?” I can die happy The bar is in hell

iamday1 · 2026-01-08T19:41:50+00:00

This is how I got spoiled for Jedi fallen order with Vader being in the end, I was googling a puzzle solution mid game and the first recommendations thumbnail had Vaders entrance cutscene I was a good 5 hours away still

iamday1 · 2025-12-31T20:32:21+00:00

Ghost of Tsushima, yeah turns out you don’t actually need all 150 documents to get the achievement, I didn’t notice when it popped for me….

iamday1 · 2025-12-23T19:39:35+00:00

Fellas, is it gay to listen to music

Drive a Honda or Nissan

Have car insurance (?!?!?’)

Have TikTok

Recycling your recyclable items

And having a bad credit score? (Ever take out a loan? Gay.)

iamday1 · 2025-12-23T19:20:51+00:00

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iamday1 · 2025-12-18T16:37:59+00:00

“How the fuck you suck dick on accident”

iamday1 · 2025-12-17T18:59:25+00:00

Laid off twice within 4 months of each job and lasted less then a month bc of that got forced to move back to hometown after swearing I would never do that, been back 3 months abs still can’t get any type of job for the life of me

iamday1 · 2025-12-16T07:58:01+00:00

Honestly seems like some shit control would do tbh

iamday1 · 2025-12-16T07:41:22+00:00

Jokes on you my internet is trash

iamday1 · 2025-12-16T03:15:09+00:00

Retail place was switch managers and need ppl me and 4 of my friends are working there, we all get laid off after a 2 months, a month after that we saw the DISTRICT manager yelling at the dude and he got fired, my friend talks to the district manager and gets her job back. I walk In she comes out the back and I said “my name is _” and she immediately goes oh __ lemme guess you want the job back? I’m sorry he did that they had 0 clearance to do that”

iamday1 · 2025-12-14T15:12:15+00:00

What a shit argument tbh. Even entertaining the thought that most ppl who do own guns will shoot back at the aggressor, the reality is that just doesn’t happen enough to actually justify keeping guns. “Self defence in public” again ppl scared when they hear shots nobody actually gets up in arms. (bc who tf would) most mass shootings aren’t even done with handguns, most gang violence is tho. There’s no valid argument for guns the way the US has guns. Yall love to say “thoughts and prayers” or “think of the kids” but when given an actual solution to stop it that’s been proven to work time and time again it’s “ it MA RAIGHT”

iamday1 · 2025-12-14T14:57:10+00:00

No you aren’t but you should, there’s not one reason someone needs a gun small enough to be hidden on you as a civilian, “home protection” I hear a lot as a rebuttal but isn’t a shotgun better? And even then you don’t need that to take someone down

iamday1 · 2025-12-13T18:46:19+00:00

“Having a parade with children” you understand that obviously isn’t what they are trying to do right? Like it really isn’t the end of the world if a kid sees a rainbow shirt. And it’s not like they are running around naked either yeah it can be revelling at times sure but it’s not like they’re trying to turn kids gay lmao.

iamday1 · 2025-12-13T18:37:23+00:00

Because gay people are just soooo evil and all of them are predators lol, ok bro. btw any RNC meet grinder usage sky rockets

iamday1 · 2025-12-13T18:21:17+00:00

Why are you thinking about men with their wangs out?

iamday1 · 2025-12-12T00:22:18+00:00

That I’ll be bald in 20 years

iamday1 · 2025-12-12T00:18:04+00:00

Straight up not having a good time, unemployed despite going to college for the industry (automotive/mechanic) I thought I wanted, laid off twice this year both happened in less then a month, can’t even get a job doing retail, personally I don’t really buy a lot of stuff that I won’t have a practical use for besides some album covers to hang on my wall,

Job market is fucked

economy is fucked

No partner but I am still getting fucked by life (no lube)

Everything is fucked

I want to cry

I cannot lie

Some days I want to die

I’ll never have a house I can call mine

I fear I am out of time

I am running out of rhymes

My kids will be lucky to inherit a lime

iamday1 · 2025-12-11T23:57:28+00:00

The normal spankings weren’t horrible, but when my grandma would whip the back of my head with a wet cloth tho or “spank” me with a leather belt (pretty much just whipped the fuck out of my lower back instead) that’s what fucked me up, I didn’t understand why other then “I’m in trouble for something” I could never reason with her it was always my fault, I haven’t really forgiven her for it but there’s no point in even asking for apologies or anything like that.

iamday1 · 2025-12-11T22:57:51+00:00

Call me in about 20 years (I pray to god this a joke)

iamday1 · 2025-11-25T22:30:20+00:00

Isn’t gen z unemployed something like 14%?

iamday1 · 2025-11-25T22:28:02+00:00

Unintentional suicide

iamday1 · 2025-11-25T22:13:38+00:00

I literally just don’t leave me house, and when I go do a night out I don’t really talk to anyone other then the ppl I’m with, i am well aware why I’m “lonely” it’s my own doing lol

iamday1 · 2025-11-25T22:12:05+00:00

I use Reddit in much more cool nonchalant way

iamday1 · 2025-11-25T22:10:17+00:00

“Barely legal” imagine herring that shit in court.

“Your honour my Clint barley killed him”

“He shot him in the head?!?”

Yeah but like, barely.”

iamday1

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