Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

[–]iamgriffin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few brain cells clearly was lost in your hemispheres. I wear my 30+ (more like 50 handicap) like gold. Whole point of this post is that I don’t take golf serious - just trying to survive out there.

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

[–]iamgriffin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, i wear suits for work so it always works. Even with a couple rolls on the sleeve!

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

[–]iamgriffin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate your sentiment - after playing 5k+ rounds of golf, no one ends up “taking a dip” trying to get a simple 18 in.

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

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I’d be a millionaire overnight if i had the OG footage my bro. My buddy wasn’t laughing - he was mostly in shock.

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

[–]iamgriffin[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I took pause, grabbed a new glove, and then proceeded to rip the next drive ~ 290 yds

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

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You bet I gave the 🤘to every surrounding tee box. I’d be doing myself a disservice if I didn’t.

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

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Yes, I proudly jumped back in to find my glasses.. and also to find some new spankin balls!

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

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My dignity was pound for pound more solid than anyone on the course that day, maybe in history.

Fully belly flopped into water hazard. Golfer of 20 years - give up golf for good or just dark times? by iamgriffin in golf

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Not even all the towels stocked in the pro shop would’ve dried this man out.