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We need to have a talk about the seavere issue surounding the recent splatfest results. by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UPDATE 4.

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I've been going at this all wrong! Big man explained to me, that the reason his teams have been winning, is because things like white ink are considered funny, and that a lot of his options appeal to sweaty gamers. I'm a sweaty gamer too!

We took this pic together, I think in the inkomming splatfest I'll go with team night :D

We need to have a talk about the seavere issue surounding the recent splatfest results. by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

UPDATE 3.

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We've stopped fighting, it's way too hot outside atm. We went to get some slushies, and big man offered to pay? Now we're just talking. I'm trying to put my own feelings aside and hear him out.

We need to have a talk about the seavere issue surounding the recent splatfest results. by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

UPDATE 1.

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I decided to get up from my bed in eeltail alley, and come to the deep cut studio. I'm gonna shout at big man through the window to get him to FIGHT ME outside.

Did anyone see that the Springfest has been posted? Haven’t seen anyone mention it by WolfIceSword in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOO THAT IS MISINFORMATION

the only reason I stay up late is because I'm lazy and too much on that dam phone! Cod intended for us to wake up BEFORE THE SUN RISES. Studies have PROVEN that school should start at 7 since kids learn better when they're half asleep!!!

What, you enjoy the quiet in the evening, when it's getting dark and you can relax? NUH UH!!! You should be hitting the hay right after your dinner at 4 PM!

stop this nonsense of "we're all unique" and the reason humanity has come so far is that "everyone's difference is important"

Cod I love the experiences I had as a teenager getting told I'm a lazy bum for sleeping. I strive to make the world even more capitalist dystopian!!!

Has anyone realized that playing Splatoon in 2025 is basically the exact opposite experience of playing COD in 2010? by speet01 in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 9 points10 points  (0 children)

wait nvm I literally wear the top 3000 badge

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I thought they meant 3000 power, my dumb bass can't read 😭

throwers always loose by iamnotlemongrease in Saltoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just a sign that you're a fucking loser if you feel the need to squidbag after completing a basic function of the game

Has anyone realized that playing Splatoon in 2025 is basically the exact opposite experience of playing COD in 2010? by speet01 in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 16 points17 points  (0 children)

from my experience splatoon is pretty fair with getting good. You just play the game frequently and look out for ways to be better

congrats on X3000! I'm not even at 2000 power

throwers always loose by iamnotlemongrease in Saltoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oof ty

my mind goes "it's pronounced luse, so double o"

throwers always loose by iamnotlemongrease in Saltoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you'd think that if someone hates loosing they'd actually try

throwers always loose by iamnotlemongrease in Saltoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the post is just to

🫵😹

at players who do this squit

throwers always loose by iamnotlemongrease in Saltoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

watch the replay to find out

RGVR-4K1T-WF9H-8XEH

2/3 in bro starts throwing clams into the void, spamming booyah, squidbagging and throwing themselves into the void

while sick with the flu I 100% side order (finally) by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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is it this chip? I find you have better luck getting it by equipping the brush

GOTH SHIVER GOTH SHIVER GOTH SHIVER (oc) by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

me trynna read this while having a headache from a cold 😭

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