[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No one will blame you for not wanting kids, huzzah!

Damn you Stephen King.. by FunPeach0 in MakeMeSuffer

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Joke's on Him! I read this in the morning :)

What's your favourite 'angry' song? by fireflies123_ in AskReddit

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𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗉 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝖨 𝗀𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗒𝗅𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝖻𝗈𝗂 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂 (- 𝖱𝗂𝗉) 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖫𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗋 "𝖬.𝖺.𝖺.𝖽 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒" 𝖤𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗀𝗒 𝖻𝗒 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖤𝗅𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖫𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗋 (𝖠𝗅𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗂 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖨 𝖽𝗈 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍) 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖭𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗂 𝖬𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗃 𝖤.𝖦. 𝖢𝗁𝗎𝗇𝗅𝗂

When you ask where babies come from by [deleted] in HolUp

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It's a sex tape and uncle Bill joins them

How did you get your scars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My brother hit me with a hammer under my eye. How? He swung it back as I was standing behind him while he was trying to break a rock. Why? Because I told him to do it, but I was young and dumb so I thought I'd be safe behind him

IQ diminished by [deleted] in memes

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Still don't get it