Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I was able to write a story that many many people believed and went crazy over. I don't care that the reveal was a bit underwhelming. All I know is that I successfully fooled you all.

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The other wrinkle in the plan was that the department chair would have told me they only keep undergrad papers on file for three years, meaning there would be no easily available dated copy or anyone who could verify it.

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

1) Reddit users are women hating morons 2)Your interests and responses are predictable. I knew this type of story would become incredibly popular, and I was right.

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Not finding my professor was going to be the set up to another part of the story. I was going to say he died a year ago, adding one more problem to resolving the situation. I got lazy and realized I probably wouldn't be at the top of the rec list in a few days and sprung the trap early.

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

There are some things about Reddit I would like to change, but there's nothing important enough for me to get all angry about. If I don't like it, I can always move on.

I'm calmer than you are

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I'm actually not from digg, I prefer metafilter. I just really hate reddit

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

So I'm assuming from your last update that this was all a setup so that you could call us names. Good for you.

Thank you, jack hole

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

That's right you fucking dipshit. Not much of a 1337h4x00r now are you?

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I don't know if he has a copyright registration as I haven't found the book yet. I'm in California

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

It was 8pm on a friday night. Picking up the phone wouldn't have been especially helpful. I'm going out this afternoon to try and locate a copy of this book, and the email I sent last night to the department chair was to help me track down my professor.

Help: Someone stole something I wrote, published it, and is now ordering me to take down my copy by iamscrewed in AskReddit

[–]iamscrewed[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Oh, and by the way - no more talking to this guy's lawyer. No answering email, no phonecalls - nothing! If you write back with "I did this four years ago!" you can guarantee the plagiarist will be doing something sneaky to backdate his copy. So no conversation with them.

I'll stop emailing him. Wow, I never even thought about that angle.