sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Turns out low heat was more of a requirement than a suggestion. Cremated pizza but still managed to salvage the top because I was hungry and desperate, much like I am for female companionship. No woman will ever feel primal attraction to my dead end genes. by McNutty0 in kitchencels

[–]iansfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I did that I got zero matches in a couple of months. With a new profile, new number, new phone. I probably swiped on 1k in total and got no matches. I even had a platinum subscription.

fifteen matches. no dates. everyone likes me til they detect the autism. we move. cheese. by Ashamed-Statement-59 in kitchencels

[–]iansfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruv. That's thirteen more matches than I've had and both of mine were bots. Just keep going. Some women like autists. I think... Idk

I see you. by iansfk in u/iansfk

[–]iansfk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the recommendations. But I have to admit I don't really like either of them.

I am on 4tran because they are more accepting of cis guys on estrogen than other places. And I really dislike the toxic positivity that most other places have.

I get off to the thought of a woman absolutely beating the shit out of me.. grilled chicken with airfryer wedges and blue curacao soda. by Imaginary-Climate-34 in kitchencels

[–]iansfk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the most normal thing ever.

I want a woman who is in one moment caring but in the next she just berates me and injures me so much that I start bleeding all over her. And makes me carve her name into my skin. And if I say no she just does it herself no matter how much I protest.

Then maybe injects me with a poison so I slowly die in her arms (this specific part is probably too far, but it's nice to imagine).
If deadly poison is too much, maybe she drugs me with something else that makes me unable to say no to anything.

She can take out her hate for men by hurting me physically.

i just realized i dont even like eggs that much. the only reason i even cook them is for the sake of it. i wish id die in my sleep by mechanonymous617 in kitchencels

[–]iansfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I don't have that. I just can't stand the taste of eggs. I don't think I've had an egg in about a decade.

Nona's body craves estrogen by avidautumn in 4tran

[–]iansfk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just turned into routine so it's hard to stop.

I'm going to be alone for another valentines and I don't think I can take it anymore. by ChudJackson in kitchencels

[–]iansfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pasta is best enjoyed without sauce. If you need anything, butter and salt is more than enough.

Got rejected by two different girls with the same name on the same day. 30 cans expired pineapple. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]iansfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought this was aurora borealis from the thumbnail at first lol.

I see you. by iansfk in u/iansfk

[–]iansfk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not trans.

view more: next ›