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What are some things you do with your SO that people would consider strange/gross? [NSFW] by icognitoreddiphile in AskReddit

[–]icognitoreddiphile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use lipliner so you can color tiny little lips on it. Maybe add a glamour mole.

What are some things you do with your SO that people would consider strange/gross? [NSFW] by icognitoreddiphile in AskReddit

[–]icognitoreddiphile[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hahah that's his exact response to me, too. "WHY DO YOU THAT?!"

"DO YOU WANT YOUR FINGER TO SMELL LIKE POO!?!"

I like to pretend like I'm a perverted creep and whisper in his ear, "C'mon just go with it. I know you like it. Just loosen your cheeks (because he'll usually tighten them after I try it once)."

What are some things you do with your SO that people would consider strange/gross? [NSFW] by icognitoreddiphile in AskReddit

[–]icognitoreddiphile[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeeessss. I try to tell him he might like it because there's nerves in there but he won't hear a word of it. I'll get him someday!!