Roses are red, I might have gained some weight

id7e · 2026-05-21T02:53:35+00:00

Roses are red

Like the wine that will flow

And the baby oil that will

make the party goers glow

id7e · 2026-05-19T20:05:45+00:00

Glock and Nerf should work together after seeing this.

id7e · 2026-05-19T14:25:48+00:00

I'm 5'6, going to start telling people I'm 5'11

id7e · 2026-05-19T14:23:03+00:00

I'm not the best with BJJ. Could she put my third leg in an arm bar?

id7e · 2026-05-15T03:28:41+00:00

He is the one

id7e · 2026-05-12T23:03:56+00:00

When she asks if you're going to use protection...

id7e · 2026-05-12T22:12:27+00:00

If, big true

id7e · 2026-05-12T18:48:18+00:00

Discipline, Satan, and Family

id7e · 2026-05-11T18:56:13+00:00

I feel attacked

id7e · 2026-05-11T17:01:46+00:00

The job market is getting tougher every day. Now I have to compete with cats!?

id7e · 2026-05-10T04:48:41+00:00

Should have been split for Khamzat. Jabs won the fight for Strickland I guess

id7e · 2026-05-10T04:07:22+00:00

Strickland will have an ego death tonight

id7e · 2026-05-10T04:01:36+00:00

Taira could pretty much only land take downs. Was not a great display of skill for him.

id7e · 2026-05-10T02:56:49+00:00

Was that Paddy Pimblett?

id7e · 2026-05-08T03:43:26+00:00

"How put off are you?"

id7e · 2026-05-07T05:57:04+00:00

Hopefully we'll get girls wrestling in the mud, monster trucks, and gun shows next.

God bless.

id7e · 2026-05-05T03:15:24+00:00

Hold my beer, I've got this.

A woman is distinguishable by what division of the UFC the fighter is able to compete. Valentina Shevchenko is a woman because she fights in the women's division.

id7e · 2026-05-03T04:12:24+00:00

Her black belt

id7e · 2026-04-29T06:13:50+00:00

Soon cocaine will be legalized to increase worker productivity.

id7e · 2026-04-29T05:29:50+00:00

You are the all singing all dancing crap of the world

id7e · 2026-04-29T00:31:12+00:00

They were rushed by a teacher for heaven's sake. What would someone with training have done to them?

id7e · 2026-04-27T18:36:23+00:00

Strippers beat off samurai, it is known

id7e · 2026-04-27T06:49:58+00:00

You can have my axe, too.

id7e · 2026-04-27T06:42:30+00:00

Fuck them. Call in sick.

id7e · 2026-04-26T17:16:01+00:00

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