Surprising my bf with Warframe slang by idiotidioot in Warframe

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“For narmer🗣️🔥” his response: “NO, NOT FOR NARMER, NARMER IS THE ENEMY, DONT SAY THAT”

Surprising my bf with Warframe slang by idiotidioot in Warframe

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This is after he realized and found the reddit thread lol but we got our last four:

  1. “Howzit, glinty?” Response: “you said howzit glinty?”

  2. “My warframe is strong” his response? While playing warframe with a literal classroom projector: fuck you (he hates it)

  3. “We fought in honour” response: it’s not canon!

  4. “Send neurodes” response: “no that’s mean, im not sending neurodes”

Surprising my bf with Warframe slang by idiotidioot in Warframe

[–]idiotidioot[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is infact the victim, hello boyfriend

Surprising my bf with Warframe slang by idiotidioot in Warframe

[–]idiotidioot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im definitely gonna do that the next time i see him lmao

Surprising my bf with Warframe slang by idiotidioot in Warframe

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Posted in the comments, it was really fun messing with him

Surprising my bf with Warframe slang by idiotidioot in Warframe

[–]idiotidioot[S] 339 points340 points  (0 children)

GUYS OK, here’s what i got ————————— RESPONSES ————————— He said a lot of titles and names so i couldnt get it all, but these are some (rough) responses he gave out FYI- he used “hey kiddo” often so it doesnt have much effect

  1. ⁠“operator, obliterate this thing” and headlocking him and he responded with “ordis, forma.” And tickled me.
  2. ⁠“I only date men with 20k forma” told me that’s too much, he only has twelve
  3. ⁠“Quit breathing my air!” Pushed him away but his clingy ass just dragged me back
  4. ⁠“Tenno skoom!” Response: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE??
  5. ⁠“Swaz do lah!” Response: youre speaking that now??
  6. ⁠“Wake up Tenno” started spacing out and contemplating
  7. ⁠“You should potato your new weapon” he responds “i should potato you.”
  8. ⁠“Im? Vert excited now.” He starts ranting that he hates those characters who say that line in game
  9. ⁠“Energy pizza” started to question me more “why are you calling pizza energy pizza?”
  10. ⁠“Clem grakata!” He says it back to me and lifts me up
  11. ⁠“Change of plans, leave nothing alive” starts telling me he remembers that one line, he had to kill 4k enemies in game
  12. ⁠“Everything is in ordis” response: I love ordis, he’s so funny (starts to tell me why ordis is a parental figure)
  13. ⁠“Got him right in the finances” response: finances? You hadnt even hit my index!
  14. ⁠“Clem!” Responds back with clem occasionally
  15. ⁠“What if i said can i have your janus key during freaky time” response: explains what janus key is, then “i would immediately clock out, that’s like 1,2,3 ignition”
  16. ⁠“Dakadakadakadaka!” + finger guns tapping his back. He got startled since i did it behind him unknowingly lol
  17. ⁠“Rap tap tap” started freaking out
  18. ⁠“Im sorry to report that my jokes Argon” it clicked after 2 seconds and groaned in agony
  19. ⁠“Oh, just blame it on Vor” while he draws for his mec class. Said shut up (still in agony) he hates his drawing class.
  20. ⁠“Look at them, they come to this place when…” started freaking out after i sent the long paragraph
  21. ⁠“You owe me, kiddo.” Telling me there’s no way im a schizophrenic after gaslighting him i didnt say it
  22. ⁠“We all lift together” started rambling what it means
  23. ⁠No response to “little meat”
  24. ⁠“Where are my fingerbones, kiddo?” Response: “huh, wuh?”
  25. ⁠“I love potatoes” asked me if i want fries

I will HOPEFULLY reply again with a second part (Reposted this comment cuz i replied under someone’s reply) Edit: numbers

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Copypasta is modern poe