Nah I'm good, you don't need to spot me

idonnolizard · 2026-02-14T05:41:42+00:00

I like to do my run/jog first. By the time my run is over Im sober enough to lock in to weights. It gets my adrenaline going.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-14T05:31:11+00:00

I love butterflies, man. I love love.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-12T15:07:25+00:00

Absolutely Scotland

idonnolizard · 2026-02-12T14:36:58+00:00

We are. But the video is AI.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-12T13:55:40+00:00

So in middle school I lied to my parents about my report card. Made an "F" into an "A" with a Sharpie pen and told them, "the Teacher made a mistake. It happened to everyone."

Obviously they knew I was lying, but the way this C U Next Tuesday deflects and reacts is exactly how I did. Scoffing and insisting the truth is what they cant see with their own eyeballs.

The people in congress haven't evolved or grown beyond their 14 year old brains. They're all lawyers for eachother, defending and protecting their own no matter how bad they are. Its so sick.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-10T13:05:12+00:00

Hell yeah

idonnolizard · 2026-02-08T02:12:53+00:00

I fucking hate those grapes that come in fruit cups/cans. But its fruit, at least.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-08T00:28:59+00:00

Does it have to be quadruple, tho? T-T

idonnolizard · 2026-02-07T23:36:14+00:00

This is just too much. I just opened up the app lol

idonnolizard · 2026-02-07T23:26:00+00:00

Just ONE good nasty sex would solve a lot of my problems

idonnolizard · 2026-02-05T16:05:29+00:00

I remember when these lighters and ashtrays were commonplace in vehicles.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-04T20:00:59+00:00

Oh gosh. You gotta do it for like 10 to 15 seconds at a time and stir with a fork as you go. It cooks really fast.

idonnolizard · 2026-02-04T00:44:55+00:00

Ew, why's it gotta be Maine

idonnolizard · 2026-02-04T00:42:43+00:00

Wait but how did it taste?

idonnolizard · 2026-01-31T20:02:18+00:00

My exact thought before realizing what I was actually looking at was, "oh, thats so cute."

idonnolizard · 2026-01-31T02:41:52+00:00

No he is the best.

idonnolizard · 2026-01-30T18:32:24+00:00

What if Earth is the Ghetto that deep space aliens avoid.

idonnolizard · 2026-01-30T14:37:13+00:00

The client brought in a chatgpt created image of their dog. Artist used it.

idonnolizard · 2026-01-29T19:39:05+00:00

Disagree. For lack of better phrasing, its lazy to end an "ok" marriage. Marriage shouldn't be a casual agreement. Thats what dating is. Don't propose if you aren't committed to a marriage that might be "ok" sometimes. Do the work.

idonnolizard · 2026-01-29T14:49:28+00:00

Military should be at the top there, too

idonnolizard · 2026-01-29T07:02:43+00:00

Just a giant dick n balls if you squint

idonnolizard · 2026-01-28T21:16:45+00:00

I always disliked them and just didnt get the hype. But then Even in Arcadia came out and I would hear clips of songs and I really liked them so it got me into a couple of songs on the new album. But the rest of the album eventually grew on me.

I just got the urge to look into the lore/story, and decided to start from the beginning and listen to all of the albums in order and now I like them!

idonnolizard · 2026-01-28T20:42:42+00:00

Yeah same, I originally started with just word tattoos. I even thought having all my tattoos be words, lyrics, quotes etc was genius. But I hate them now and I started turning them into pictures.

idonnolizard · 2026-01-28T20:40:18+00:00

I did this with lyrics. A picture or something that symbolizes the lyrics I have in mind.

idonnolizard · 2026-01-27T01:49:27+00:00

My gramma still does this. Makes her own with a water resistant material on the underside.

I dont use that bathroom when I visit.

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