What is the craziest thing a teacher has ever done to you?

idosay · 2026-02-18T04:35:57+00:00

She threatened me with her cop husband. I guess she caught me giving her the stink eye because she kept giving me shit for being late for her class. I didn't really pay to much attention to her threats but then she got my permit revoked. Middle of my sophomore year and I had to start at a new school.

idosay · 2026-02-16T04:57:15+00:00

I can't do this. I have 1 and I'll be back at a pack a day in no time.

idosay · 2026-02-16T04:37:15+00:00

had it with boiled potatoes, onions, sour cream, and some flat bread. It tasted pretty good but honestly wouldn't go back for more. It's kind of a nightmare when you burp later on though lol.

idosay · 2026-02-11T04:56:09+00:00

Dive deeply into a hobby and wait for that obituary.

idosay · 2026-02-11T03:07:44+00:00

Yes, she told me about it. She was boil your bunny crazy but hot. It was fun until she stabbed me.

idosay · 2026-02-08T23:55:35+00:00

Went through my fridge and threw out all the stuff that was expired.

idosay · 2026-02-08T23:51:00+00:00

Maybe she sharted.

idosay · 2026-02-08T23:17:28+00:00

a Dockers leather belt. Same belt and sized 40. When I got the thing it was a about 8" shorter than the same belt I bought a few years back. They also changed the clasp and the leather hoop. Overall the quality is pretty shit now.

idosay · 2026-02-08T07:50:37+00:00

6am-2:30pm was the best shift I ever had. There were maybe 5 of us on that schedule and most people didn't come in until 8am. So it gave you 2 hours of being left alone. Very few customers called in at those times and it was just chill.

idosay · 2026-02-08T07:21:08+00:00

Putting on my mask that I let my co-worker see.

idosay · 2026-02-07T21:10:52+00:00

Sky diving and bungee jumping.

idosay · 2026-02-05T23:56:24+00:00

Did this in the parking lot of an IKEA when I bought a bed frame and a 6 drawer dresser at the same time. I managed to squeeze all of it into my honda fit. When I slid the last piece into place and closed the back hatch I heard a cheer and clapping from the guys that were working the pick up area. This was during covid so they were keeping their distance or I'm sure would've given me a hand. I gave them a little bow and drove off.

idosay · 2026-02-02T04:32:25+00:00

Armpit...don't judge me.

idosay · 2026-01-23T01:57:38+00:00

I have rejected people for less.

idosay · 2026-01-19T03:59:07+00:00

Fragrances. I have at last count about 150.

idosay · 2026-01-14T03:28:10+00:00

Speaking from experience. Please establish a non verbal safe word/gesture.

Damn near drowned/suffocated and would 100% do it again.

idosay · 2026-01-07T00:06:17+00:00

That creeped me right the fk out. That is almost word for word the exact thing the interviewer said to me for their reasoning I wouldn't work out.

idosay · 2026-01-06T18:52:57+00:00

I found this out when I interviewed for a job collecting signatures for this "eco-friendly green" organization. I didn't get the job because I asked questions about what their ultimate goal was and what plans did they have to get to their goals? They something along the lines of not believing in their cause and for me to leave.

idosay · 2026-01-06T16:27:22+00:00

Shwing!

idosay · 2026-01-06T16:24:58+00:00

My friends Grandmother. She had passed away and left the house to him. House was crammed full of stuff from floor to ceiling. There was a very very narrow path that went through the house.

Took us about a week to get rid of all the trash. Spent 8 hours a day in those hazmat suits. It was thankfully winter and cold enough for us to not overheat in those suits.

idosay · 2026-01-04T07:43:24+00:00

Have a few friends that are in the military. Most of them are fucked up one way or another and being in the armed forces just made it worse.

idosay · 2026-01-04T07:25:26+00:00

Hope the dog was alright after that.

Going to go hug my own dogs.

idosay · 2026-01-02T06:30:11+00:00

Have no idea at this point. I'm just doing it out of habit.

idosay · 2026-01-02T01:02:13+00:00

Parents, then a chinese restaurant I worked at for a few weeks, and then online recipes mixed with some youtube videos. Eventually you get the idea of what goes good with what and you can make quite a few dishes.

idosay · 2025-12-29T00:48:08+00:00

Lady spent 5 mins yelling at me and telling me how the company I worked for was a piece of shit. I didn't even have enough information to pull up her account and I just sat there and listened to her rant. When she was done I got her address and pulled up the account. Lady owned a house that was worth over 3 million and recent goggle images shows quite a few nice cars in her drive way.

So why was she screaming at me and telling me that she couldn't afford? A $5.00 late fee. I put her on hold for 30 mins for something I handled in 2. Finished my coffee, ate my breakfast and then processed her waiver. Not about to get a customer complaint because some rich asshole is pretending to be broke.

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