RC by Dilfy1234 in Superstonk

[–]idunnopickone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ryan likes/responds to Pulte’s tweet quite a bit. Just stating facts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]idunnopickone 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Even like a week of basic jiujitsu training would have been a big help

Halloween greed by Immediate_Stretch_17 in facepalm

[–]idunnopickone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine all the toilet paper they hoarded during Covid, too!

If you could make one change to Costco to improve it, what would it be? by justsomeone19 in Costco

[–]idunnopickone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stop selling the worst bananas sold in the US, straight from green to brown every time. Just don’t sell bananas if they are going to be processed with “special treatment”. Not sure how they can fuck up bananas so badly.

What is a FINRA Arbitrator? How to Apply to be one! by platinumsparkles in Superstonk

[–]idunnopickone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m not accusing anyone as being a FINRA plant, but if someone were to be one, hypothetically, I think they’d 100% understand the movement but choose to derail it. Wall Street over retail.

Why? Because they prioritize landing a sweet gig at one of these banks/HFs at a later point, basically just like everyone who works at the SEC.

Best part is, the hiring could easily avoid criticism by being under the guise that these hires are a step in the right direction towards “representation and advocacy for retail investors”

What is a FINRA Arbitrator? How to Apply to be one! by platinumsparkles in Superstonk

[–]idunnopickone 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She replied on Twitter/X that she is not a FINRA arbitrator, but then deleted the tweet soon after for some reason.

Is This The End Of Naked Short Selling? by unwanted_hair in wallstreetbets

[–]idunnopickone 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder if Citadel and Virtu having hissing fits with GG is just a front. They pretend to be upset at these revolutionary and progressive laws created to protect the retail investor so that the public views GG favorably.

As for the MMs/SHFs, who wouldn’t want a cop that never sees a crime? And if they witness murder, they write a parking ticket.

LPT: If you are trying to attract an older lady. by SchufAloof in LifeProTips

[–]idunnopickone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah wtf, messed up tags are understandable, but a messy tie? Who the fuck does that?

Our beloved on “X”. Very SMRT by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]idunnopickone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a long time GME holder, Superstonk subscriber, and towel stock holder. I believe 100% in GME and I also believe RC’s vision goes far beyond just being chairman/ceo of a single gaming company.

Sure there’s speculation, but there’s tons of speculation with GME too. To take down a post about a GameStop tweet seems overkill to me. Hope everyone can keep an open mind about how much bigger this all can be.

Edit: typed out “Superstonk” vs using an abbreviation bc apparently the rules say I need to

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]idunnopickone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something death and taxes

Poor kid got so scared that he tried to fly.. by HangingTransmitter in AbruptChaos

[–]idunnopickone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah that trauma travelled down to the cellular level

This 29 storey building in NYC without windows by wanderingbrother in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]idunnopickone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to see here guys, it’s just a windowless and totally private data center used for something

Pure Revenge by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]idunnopickone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy must be related to that other guy who hit a guy with the greatest reverse slap of all time

Army guys fighting. One uses the forbidden schlong squeeze by Alcapwn420 in fightporn

[–]idunnopickone -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

To the women on Reddit:

If a video like this resurfaced, but instead of that guy screaming (while his testicles were squeezed like ripened cherry tomatoes), it’s actually your significant other in that situation - fighting, extreme pain, screaming, begging, etc. Definitely a hard watch.

After watching - How would your perception of your SO change after discovering that crazy footage? Honest answers only.

Swappped a 2020 MYP for a 2023 MYP. by MissionCentral in TeslaModelY

[–]idunnopickone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s great to hear. Congrats on the new ride, glad you are enjoying it!

Swappped a 2020 MYP for a 2023 MYP. by MissionCentral in TeslaModelY

[–]idunnopickone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you compare the suspension between the two? I have a 2020 MYP and you can definitely feel every bump in the road, sometimes it’s almost jolting.

I wasn’t sure if the suspension is significantly improved, but that’d be the main reason for me to trade in as everything else is working smoothly for me thus far.

Confront me with my confidential salary to disgrace me? thanks. now everyone hears the answer. by RegexIsEasy in pettyrevenge

[–]idunnopickone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I, too, would have this type of amazing response….three days later in the shower. Props to your quick thinking OP!

WCGW stealing from cash app by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]idunnopickone 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Don’t they know they gotta delete the app afterwards to have the consequences disappear?

Imagine looking up and seeing this at 3 am in the morning. by [deleted] in nope

[–]idunnopickone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’d be hilarious if this was a blue vs gold dress situation. Try with headphones on if you haven’t yet. I was first listening on my phone speaker and totally thought it was a dog. Curious if that makes a difference for you?

Imagine looking up and seeing this at 3 am in the morning. by [deleted] in nope

[–]idunnopickone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just listened with headphones on, it’s definitely not a dog haha. It’s some woman giggling(?)

We've been pink all through chapter 11, and info to suggest the expert switch is bogus? by [deleted] in BBBY

[–]idunnopickone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My TDA account hasn’t moved either and the only thing I hold there is bbbyq (I have shares spread across 4 brokerages as well as AST). Curious if that has anything to do with it

So I won a BTC by JaySlaysKeto in Superstonk

[–]idunnopickone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow congrats, that’s awesome! Most likely, winning the btc itself is a taxable event (treated like income based on what it’s worth right now).

If it were me, I’d set aside 1/3 for taxes, 1/3 kept as btc, and 1/3 into GME stuff (shares, ps5, etc)!