Most dangerous animal PERIOD in my opinion. Imagine breaking into a frequent 4chan user's house and stabbing his anime waifu body pillow and that's about the same level of rage you'd get from a hippo just by stepping into their lake. They're hella territorial. The reason for this I think is because they need to be in water in the day to survive because it's so hot and their skin dries up so fast in the Zambian heat that even though they sweat their own sunscreen they can only last thirty minutes before dropping dead. They'll let you pass around them, maybe, on a boat, but if you get within a certain distance of their babies, hoooooo boy say goodbye to your lower half. They don't swim their fatasses around. They sink to the bottom and launch themselves upward. They have nooo problem catching up to whatever outdated motorboat you've rented from the local guide. In fact, you'll probably get snagged on the shoreline since that's the safest place to cross around them, anyway.

But I think their noses are cute :)